“What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?”/“A Shamrock Shake.”
McDonald's fast food restaurants have offered green "Shamrock Shakes" for St. Patrick's Day since 1970. A riddle is: Q: What do you get when you do the Irish jig at…
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“What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?”/“A Shamrock Shake.”
McDonald's fast food restaurants have offered green "Shamrock Shakes" for St. Patrick's Day since 1970. A riddle is: Q: What do you get when you do the Irish jig at…
“What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?” (joke)
A popular piano joke is: Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat miner. The "miner"/"minor" pun has been cited in print since at least 1975. “What…
“What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?” (joke)
A popular piano riddle is: Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A: A flat major. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1977. "What do you get when you drop a…
“What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?”/“Squash.”
A popular Halloween pumpkin riddle is: Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?A: Squash. The riddle was posted with other Halloween jokes to the newsgroup alt.jokes.pentium on October 8, 1998.…
“What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?”/“Diabetes.”
An anti-joke about the number 3.14 ("pi") was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 13, 2020: Q: What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?A: Diabetes. “What do you get if you eat…
“What do you get when you eat bad pizza?”/“Pizzarrhea.”
A "pizzeria" is a pizza restaurant. "Pizzarrhea" (pizza + diarrhea) is a jocular portmanteau word about getting "pizza shits." "What do you get when you eat a…
“What do you get when you eat uranium?”/“Atomic Ache.”
"Atomic ache" sounds a bit like "a tummy ache." "Eating uranium can cause atomic ache" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: rec.humor on April 22, 1991.…
“What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?”/“The saddest vegetable: a melonccoli.”
The word "melancholy" is not a food portmanteau of "melon" and broccoli," but there are jokes. "Melancholy. A cross between a melon and a broccoli. At least…
“What do you get when you mix beans and onions?”/“Tear gas.”
It's common knowledge that onions make one cry and that beans give one gas, leading to the joke: Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas. The joke has been cited in print…
“What do you get when you mix holy water with vodka?”/“The holy spirit.”
A religious riddle is: Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with vodka?A: The holy spirit. "MIXED JOKES: what do you get when you mix Holy Water with whiskey? The Holy spirit" was…
“What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?”/“A religious movement.”
A religious riddle is: Q: What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?A: A religious movement. Forms of the joke have been cited in print since at least 1986. “What do you get when you…
“What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?”/“Ham boogers.”
"Hamburgers" should not be confused with "ham boogers." but there are puns. This was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on November 19, 1992: Q: What do you get when a pig picks…
“What do you get when you play a country song backwards?”
A joke about country music (cited in print since at least 1991) illustrates the sadness of much of the lyrics. "What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your job back,…
“What do you get when you play a country song backwards?”
A joke about country music (cited in print since at least 1991) illustrates the sadness of much of the lyrics. "What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your job back,…
“What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?”
New age music is incomprehensible to many people, hence the joke: Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: You get a different new age song. The new age music joke has been…
“What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?”/“Pulled pork.”
A riddle about pulled pork is: Q: What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?A: Pulled pork. "tug of war pig!? Your guess equals mine LOL RT @GsusShuttlez: @FLashY i never understood…
“What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?”/“Hot cross bunnies.”
A popular riddle about hot cross buns is: Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?A: Hot cross bunnies. The joke was published in Boys' Life magazine in 1976 and is…
“What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?”/“Slaw dust!”
Coleslaw (made from finely shredded raw cabbage) has had some "slaw dust" (slaw + sawdust) jokes. "Q: What do you get when you cut a cabbage with a band saw? A: Slaw dust" was…
“What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?”/“An LGBT.” (Gay BLT)
BLT and LGBT aren't related terms, but there's a joke: Q: What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?A: An LGBT. "Would that be a gay BLT that only likes other BLT's?"…