"What do you call a security guard at a swimming…

“Poolice” (poll + police) is a portmanteau word that has been infrequently used. “Poolice search doctor’s office for records. Poolice, are those swimming pool cops?” was posted on Twitter by William S. on December 5, 2009.

“What do you call the security in the swimming pool? The POOLice!” was posted on Twitter by Jillian Vestil on April 15, 2013. “What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool? The poolice” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 1, 2020.

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William S.
@canoeman44
@BostonHerald Poolice search doctor’s office for records. Poolice, are those swimming pool cops?
10:48 AM · Dec 5, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕤
@KrisKetKHup
Rodney King was found dead in a swimming pool today… I guess it’s POOLice Brutality Astonished face
9:47 PM · Jun 17, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Jillian Vestil
@JillyWillaaay
“ATE! What do you call the security in the swimming pool? The POOLice!” -Little sister. HAHAHAHAHA :D
6:17 AM · Apr 15, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Senshi
@Mr_Tucker_
Swimming 10 yards over the speed limit? The Poolice will be there
7:39 AM · Oct 31, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Car World
@williambanks_
Me at a swimming pool: “fuck the poolice”
Me anywhere else: “fuck the police”
8:45 AM · Jun 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ohhnoitsmeagain August 1, 2020
What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?
The poolice
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childeroland79
A lifeguard guard.

“What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?”/“The poolice.”