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A “boa constrictor” shouldn’t be called a “boa constructor,” but there are jokes.

“Q: what snake do you need to build a house? A: a boa constructor” was posted on the newsgroup soc.singles on February 8, 2002. “What do you call a snake that builds houses? A BOA CONSTRUCTOR!!” was posted on Twitter by Paradiddle Prophets on October 6, 2014. “What can you call a snake that loves building houses? You call it a boa constructor!” was posted on Twitter by J-Tech Construction & Solar on June 6, 2022. “What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor” was posted on Twitter by The Joyful Priest on July 6, 2022.

“A ce sujet : Qu’obtenez-vous si vous croisez un serpent avec un jeu de lego ? Un Boa Constructor !” was posted on the newsgroup fr.rec.arts.litterature on April 29, 2002. “What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !” was posted on Twitter by Daily Joker on August 9, 2009. “What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !” was posted on Twitter by nadine_corkins2 on September 14, 2009.

“What do you call a snake with a hard hat? A boa constructor” was posted on Twitter by Debbie Greenwood on January 8, 2015. “What type of snake wears a hard hat? A boa constructor” was posted on Twitter by bear emoji on October 1, 2015. “What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat? A boa constructor” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 15, 2022.

Wikipedia: Boa constrictor
The boa constrictor (scientific name also Boa constrictor), also known as the red-tailed boa, is a species of large, non-venomous, heavy-bodied snake that is frequently kept and bred in captivity. The boa constrictor is a member of the family Boidae. The species is native to tropical South America. A staple of private collections and public displays, its color pattern is highly variable yet distinctive.

Google Groups: soc.singles
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Lurker Above
Feb 8, 2002, 2:59:26 AM
Q: what snake do you need to build a house?
A: a boa constructor

Google Groups: fr.rec.arts.litterature
Question Reptilosophique…
Herve Baudouy
Apr 29, 2002, 6:42:26 PM
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A ce sujet : Qu’obtenez-vous si vous croisez un serpent avec un jeu de
lego ?
Un Boa Constructor !

Twitter
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@pfspleen
What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?A boa constructor.
8:57 AM · Mar 13, 2009

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Mollie Heaton
@MollieMcFly
@dougiemcfly Q: What Do You Call A Snake That Works ??
A: A Boa Constructor !! lol x
3:50 AM · May 9, 2009

Twitter
Hourly Facts
@factstorm
What kind of snake is good at building…- What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor. http://bit.ly/UmkDK
7:32 PM · Jul 4, 2009

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Daily Joker
@DailyJokePost
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
set ?
A boa constructor ! http://dailyjokepost.com/138
8:41 PM · Aug 9, 2009

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nadine_corkins2
@nadine_corkins2
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
4:53 PM · Sep 14, 2009

Twitter
Hourly Facts
@factstorm
What kind of snake is good at building…- What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor. http://bit.ly/UmkDK
6:50 PM · Nov 8, 2009

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Andrew L. Acosta
@Andrew_Acosta
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
12:09 AM · Dec 7, 2009

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Random Jokes
@Random__Jokes
What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor.
4:41 AM · Feb 15, 2011

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Travis Cline
@TC_02
What do you call a snake that works? A boa constructor!
5:11 PM · Feb 26, 2011

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Little Trekkers
@LittleTrekkers
What do you call a snake that builds things?...................................... A boa constructor!
6:00 AM · Feb 10, 2013

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Barbara Wilson
@btruewilson
What do you get if you cross a snake with a Lego set? A boa constructor #JokeOfTheDay
11:19 PM · Feb 11, 2014

Twitter
ZiROY S2 🌈 loo C 🌼
@SoaRZiroy
what do u call a snake that builds things?
a boa constructor
7:20 PM · Jul 3, 2014

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Paradiddle Prophets
@DailyBandProbs
What do you call a snake that builds houses?
A BOA CONSTRUCTOR!!
10:05 PM · Oct 6, 2014

Twitter
Debbie Greenwood
@DebGreenwoodTV
What do you call a snake with a hard hat?
A boa constructor.
1:40 PM · Jan 8, 2015

Twitter
bear emoji
@Caffernnn
What type of snake wears a hard hat?
A boa constructor
8:23 AM · Oct 1, 2015

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/EpicmanTdog April 24, 2016
What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?
A Boa Constructor

Twitter
Classic Country WGLC
@wglc
Riddle of the Day: What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat? #HeritageHealth Answer: A boa constructor #WGLC
8:51 AM · May 10, 2017

Twitter
Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
Just seen a Snake wearing a Hard Hat, must have been a Boa Constructor! .. #1pun
8:00 AM · Jul 12, 2017

Twitter
@radio_alergy@mastodon.social
@Radio_Alergy
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat? A boa constructor.
8:49 PM · Jan 15, 2018

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/parkerthedeal November 7, 2018
Had to double take when I saw a snake wearing a hard hat
Turns out it was his work attire…
He’s a boa constructor
COMMENTS
kinjago
he lives anaconda minium

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/AimerCoal May 6 2019
What do you call a snake that has a job as a construction worker?
A boa constructor

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/callmecoach91 January 13, 2022
What do you call a snake that builds?
A boa-constructor (9 year old made this up)

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TxHumanbean February 15, 2022
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor

Twitter
J-Tech Construction & Solar
@JTechNE
What can you call a snake that loves building houses? You call it a boa constructor!
5:05 PM · Jun 6, 2022

Twitter
The Joyful Priest
@thejoyfulpriest
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
12:19 AM · Jul 6, 2022

Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber September 6, 2022
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat? A boa constructor.

Twitter
P & P Building Wrecking Inc.
@PandPWrecking
What can you call a snake that loves building houses?
A boa constructor!
9:05 PM · Sep 16, 2022

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RC deWinter
@RCdeWinter
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
12:12 AM · Sep 19, 2022

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor.
8:10 AM · May 10, 2023

LaffGaff
Snake Hat
May 11, 2023 by laffgaff
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor.

Twitter
Dad joke bot
@tweetbot135
What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!
3:57 AM · May 11, 2023

“What do you call a snake that loves building houses?”/“A boa constructor.”