“What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?”/“LMAYO.”
"LMAO" (Laughing My Ass Off) has nothing to do with mayonnaise ("mayo") or "LMAYO," but there are jokes. "LMAYO" has been printed on many images. "what…
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“What do you call a laughing motorcycle?”/“A Yamahahahahaha.”
The Yamaha Motor Company manufactures motorcycles. A joke on the Yamaha name—haha—is: Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahahahaha. The “Yamaha” joke has been cited in…
“What do you call a laughing piano?”/“A Yamahahahahaha.”
The Yamaha Corporation is the world's largest piano manufacturing company. A joke on the Yamaha name -- haha -- is: Q: What do you call a laughing piano?A: A Yamahahahahaha. The…
“What do you call a laundromat for pigs?”/“Hogwash.”
A pig riddle is: Q: What do you call a laundromat for pigs?A: Hogwash. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2000. 2 April 2000, Toronto (ON) Star, "Funny Business" by Margot…
“What do you call a lawyer that knows karate?”/“Chop suey!”
"Chop suey" has nothing to do with lawsuits, but there are jokes. This lawyer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 18, 2015: Q: What do you call a lawyer that knows…
“What do you call a lawyer who becomes a cook?”/“A sue chef.”
A sous-chef de cuisine (French for “under-chef of the kitchen") shouldn’t be confused with a “sue” chef, but there are jokes. Some versions have it as when a cook becomes a lawyer,…
“What do you call a lawyer who brews coffee?”/“A barristar.”
A "barrister" is a lawyer; a "barista" is a person who prepares coffee. Of course, there are jokes. "In England, people who practice law are called 'barristers'…
“What do you call a lawyer who brews coffee?”/“A barristar.”
A "barrister" is a lawyer; a "barista" is a person who prepares coffee. Of course, there are jokes. "In England, people who practice law are called 'barristers'…
“What do you call a lawyer who does karate?”/“Chop suey!”
"Chop suey" has nothing to do with lawsuits, but there are jokes. This lawyer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 18, 2015: Q: What do you call a lawyer that knows…
“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?”/“Your Honor” (lawyer joke)
There are lawyer jokes and there are also judge jokes. A popular lawyer/judge joke is: Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?A: Your Honor. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?”/“A lepre-condo.”
"Leprecondo" (leprechaun + condo) is a popular St. Patrick's Day joke. "LEPRECONDOS" was printed in a real estate ad in the San Angelo (TX) Standard-Times on March 17,…
“What do you call a levitating monk?”/“An air friar.”
An "air fryer" should not be confused with an "air friar," but there are jokes. "What do you call a monk riding in a hot air balloon? An air friar" was posted on…
“What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?”/“An ocean liner.”
A line dancer riddle is: Q: What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A: An ocean liner. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. SL-T.netCategory: Dance jokesDate Added:…
“What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?”/” Endless bread!”
Many people cut the ends off of a loaf of bread. "How do you share a loaf of bread with many people?Cut off both ends and it becomes endless bread" was posted on Twitter by Nicholas johan…
“What do you call a mad nut?”/“A pistachio.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. “What do you call a mustache soaked in urine?"/"A pistachio" is another pistachio riddle. Wikipedia: PistachioThe pistachio (/pɪˈstɑːʃiˌoʊ,…
“What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?”/“Ian.”
A magician riddle is: Q: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?A: Ian. "What do you call a magician who does not know any magic? - Ian" was posted on Twitter by ItsAntYo! on…
“What do you call a magician who’s good at cooking?”/“A sauceror.”
"Sorcerer" (a person who claims or is believed to have magic powers) should not be confused with "sauceror" (a person who makes sauces), but there are jokes. "What do you…
“What do you call a manager at a soup restaurant?”/“Stew. He’s the soupervisor.”
"Soupervisor" (soup + supervisor) is a portmanteau that has been used since at least the 1960s. The poem 'THE SOUPervisor" was printed in the Fort Lauderdale (FL) News on July…
“What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?”/“A platoon.”
A riddle (told two ways) makes fun of the Marines. "Hey, John, what do you call a Marine with an IQ of 112? A Platoon" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on October 12, 1998.…
“What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat”
A pun on the term "matador" (from the sport of bullfighting) was posted on the website PunGents.com on October 29, 2017: "What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor…