“What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water?”/“A hesitater.”
Potatoes are called "taters." There are many "hesitator" -- or "hesitater" -- puns. "What do you call a potato that takes it's time?? A hesitater...…
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“What do you call a potato that makes videos?”/“A YouTUBER.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a potato that uploads videos?”/“A YouTuber.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a potato with glasses?”/“A spectator.”
The potato has a few “-tater” jokes, such as: Q: What do you call a potato with glasses?"A: A spectator. "What do you call a couch potato? A spec-tater!!" was cited in the…
“What do you call a pretend railway?”/“A play station.”
A riddle about PlayStation is: Q: What do you call a pretend railway?A: A play station. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 2, 2004. Wikipedia: PlayStationPlayStation…
“What do you call a pretend railway?”/“A play station.”
A riddle about PlayStation is: Q: What do you call a pretend railway?A: A play station. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 2, 2004. Wikipedia: PlayStationPlayStation…
“What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?”/“A father in law.”
A clean lawyer joke is: Q: What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?A: A father in law. The joke ws posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 25, 2013. Reddit -- Jokeswhat do you call a priest who…
“What do you call a quesadilla that gives you upset stomach?”/“A quesadiarrhea (case of diarrhea).”
Quesadiarrhea (quesadilla + diarrhea; "case of diarrhea") is not a food served at Taco Bell restaurants, but there are jokes. "Better than a quesadiarrhea" was posted on Twitter…
“What do you call a radio that exercises?”/“Radioactive.”
The word "radioactive" doesn't mean a radio that exercises and goes to the gym, but there are puns. "What do you call a radio that runs a lot?Radioactive" was posted on…
“What do you call a radio that exercises?”/“Radioactive.”
The word "radioactive" doesn't mean a radio that exercises and goes to the gym, but there are puns. "What do you call a radio that runs a lot?Radioactive" was posted on…
“What do you call a red-headed baker?”/“A ginger bread man.”
There's a difference between a "gingerbread man" (a cookie) and a "ginger bread man," so there's a joke: Q: What do you call a red-headed baker?A: A ginger bread man.…
“What do you call a refrigerated grilled cheese?”/“Chilled grease.”
"Grilled cheese" has a spoonerism in "chilled grease." "JUST before Sunday supper, a Des Moines man asked his daughter if she would like a chilled grease sandwich" was…
“What do you call a reluctant potato?”/“A hesitater.”
Potatoes are called "taters." There are many "hesitator" -- or "hesitater" -- puns. "What do you call a potato that takes it's time?? A hesitater...…
“What do you call a retired Heinz worker?”/“A has bean.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call a retired miner?”/“Doug.”
A miner riddle is: Q: What do you call a retired miner?A: Doug (dug). The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 4, 2019. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/TheWhiskaz March 4, 2019What do you…
“What do you call a retired vegetable?”/“A has-bean.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call a rich elf?”/“Welfy.”
An elf riddle is: Q: What do you call a rich elf?A: Welfy (wealthy). The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2003. 14 December 2003, Green Bay (WI) Press-Gazette, "Sites of the…
“What do you call a rude pumpkin?”/“Sass-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“What do you call a Russian tree that grows meat?”/“Dimitri.”
A pun on the name "Dimitri" is: Q: What do you call a Russian tree that grows meat?A: Dimitri. The joke was posted on Twitter by Luke Brown on June 21, 2012. Wikipedia: DmitryDmitry,…
“What do you call a Russian with Covid?”/“Kalashnicough.”
Russian names sometimes end in 'kov" or "koff," and this can sound like "cough." "What do you call a Russian with Covid?--- Nastikof" was posted on Twitter…