“What do you call a phone shaped like an Italian dumpling?”/“A gnocchia.”
"Gnocchi" is a variety of pasta and "Nokia" is a mobile phone, so there are several "gnocchia" jokes. "I'm waiting for that Italian cell phone to become…
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“What do you call a pig in the sun?”/“Bacon.”
"Bacon" sounds like "baking," leading to the joke: Q: What do you call a pig in the sun?A: Bacon. "What do you call a pig on the beach? Bacon in the sun!" was cited on…
“What do you call a pig on a leash?”/“Pulled pork.”
A pig riddle is: Q: What do you call a pig on a leash?A: Pulled pork. "What do you call a stubborn pig on a leash? Pulled pork" was posted on Twitter by Rolly on July 25, 2013. "What…
“What do you call a pig that is cold and growling?”/“A Ham-Brrr-Grrr.”
"Burger" is sometimes written as "BrrrrGrrrr," with the joking explanation that it's eaten by someone who is cold (brrrr) and angry (grrrr). "Hamburger" is…
“What do you call a pig that knows karate?”/“A pork chop.”
A popular food joke is: Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. The joke was published in Boys' Life in 1978 (and has been resubmitted by many other readers and published…
“What do you call a pig that’s cold and angry at the same time?”/“A ham-brr-grr”
"Burger" is sometimes written as "BrrrrGrrrr," with the joking explanation that it's eaten by someone who is cold (brrrr) and angry (grrrr). "Hamburger" is…
“What do you call a pig thief?”/“A ham-burglar.”
A riddle on the name of the "Hamburglar" (a character in McDonald's restaurant commercials) is: Q: What do you call a pig thief?A: A ham-burglar. The joke has been cited in print…
“What do you call a pig with no clothes on?”/“Streaky bacon.”
"Streaky bacon" has nothing to do with streaking, but there's a riddle: Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?A: Streaky bacon. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“What do you call a pig with no legs?”/“A groundhog.”
A pig riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?A: A groundhog. The joke (popular on Groundhog Day) has been cited in print since at least 2001. Google…
“What do you call a pious pepper?”/“A holy peño.”
"Holy peño" is sometimes given for "jalapeño." A "Holy-Peno Burger" by 8-year-old Charlie Beckett from Rathdrum, Idaho, was cited on Twitter on December 5, 2008 and…
“What do you call a pirate who skips class?”/“Captain Hooky.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: What do you call a pirate who skips class?A: Captain Hooky. "Captain Hooky" is a blend of "Captain Hook" and "hooky." The joke has been cited in…
“What do you call a pizza place run only by nonbinary people?”/“Little Ze/Zirs.”
Little Caesars is an American multi-national pizza chain. The gender neutral pronouns "Ze/Zir" are sometimes used to make a joke. "ze / zirs as in little caesars pizza ? is that…
“What do you call a place where brass musicians hang out and drink?”/“HornPub.”
Pornhub is a Canadian-owned internet pornography website. There is no HornPub, but there are jokes. "I'm launching a brass instrument sex fetish site soon. I call it HornPub" was…
“What do you call a place where marijuana is legal, but alcohol isn’t?”/“High and dry.”
"What do you call a place where marijuana is legal but alcohol isn't? High and dry" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 1, 2020. "What do you call a place where marijuana is…
“What do you call a plant-eating Viking?”/“A Norvegan.”
"Norvegan" (Norwegian + vegan) is a jocular term. "Q: What do you call a Norwegian that doesn't kill baby seals nor whales? A: A Norvegan! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" was posted on…
“What do you call a polite cheesemaker?”/“Curdeous.”
The word "courteous" doesn't contain any curds, but a pun was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on July 8, 2016: Q: What do you call a polite cheesemaker?A: Curdeous. Reddit -- Dad Jokes…
“What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?”/“A civil engineer.”
A "civil engineer" isn't necessarily polite, but there are jokes. "What do you call a really nice person who builds bridges? A civil engineer" was posted on twitter by…
“What do you call a politician with half a brain?”/“Gifted.”
A politician riddle is: Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?A: Gifted. The riddle was cited in the Boston (MA) Herald American on March 28, 1981. "What do you call a politician…
“What do you call a politician with half a brain?”/“JFK.”
A politician riddle is: Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?A: Gifted. The riddle was cited in the Boston (MA) Herald American on March 28, 1981. "What do you call a politician…
“What do you call a potato in a hotel room?”/“A suite potato.”
"Sweet potato" shouldn't be confused with "suite potato," but there are jokes. "Q. What kind of potato rents more than one room in a hotel? A. A suite potato" was…