“What do you call a mischievous egg?”/“A practical yolker.”
An egg riddle is: Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?A: A practical yolker. The joke was cited in Boys' Life magazine in February 1983 and is frequently grouped with Easter egg jokes.…
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“What do you call a monk riding in a hot air balloon?”/“An air friar.”
An "air fryer" should not be confused with an "air friar," but there are jokes. "What do you call a monk riding in a hot air balloon? An air friar" was posted on…
“What do you call a mouse that swears?”/“A cursor.”
A computer riddle has been cited in print since at least 2012: Q: What do you call a mouse that swears?A: A cursor. The word "computer" was added in this version on Twitter by Olivia…
“What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?”/“A jello!”
"Cello" and "jello" look like similar words, but one is a musical instrument and one is a food. A riddle is: Q: What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?A: A jello!…
“What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?”/“Homeless.”
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless!" is a popular joke that has been printed on ecards. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1992 and has been told…
“What do you call a mustache soaked in urine?”/“A pistachio.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. “What do you call a mad nut?"/"A pistachio" is another pistachio riddle. Wikipedia: PistachioThe pistachio (/pɪˈstɑːʃiˌoʊ, -ˈstæ-/, Pistacia…
“What do you call a Native American cook?”/“A Sioux chef.”
A sous-chef de cuisine (French for "under-chef of the kitchen") shouldn't be confused with a "Sioux" chef, but there are jokes. "SIOUX CHEF OPENING" was an error…
“What do you call a Native American cook?”/“A Sioux chef.”
A sous-chef de cuisine (French for "under-chef of the kitchen") shouldn't be confused with a "Sioux" chef, but there are jokes. "SIOUX CHEF OPENING" was an error…
“What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?”/“Shakespeare.”
A riddle on English playwright William Shakespeare's name was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 11, 2014: Q: What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?A: Shakespeare (shakes spear).…
“What do you call a New Yorker who hates the Metropolitan Museum of Art?”/“Metaverse.”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City if often called "the Met." The Metropolitan Opera at New York's Lincoln Center is also called "the Met." Are people who…
“What do you call a New Yorker who’s always complaining?”/“A New Yorker.”
New Yorkers have been described as chronic complainers. "TYPICAL NEW YORKER , ALWAYS COMPLAINING" was posted on Twitter by BRUNOCJR on December 30, 2010. "He’s a New Yorker! Always…
“What do you call a nightmare about paper?”/“A bad ream.”
A nightmare is a bad dream; a nightmare about paper might be "a bad ream." "Awful nightmare last night. I dreamt I'd dropped precisely 500 sheets of A4 paper everywhere. Just a…
“What do you call a part-time orchestra leader?”/“A semi-conductor.”
"Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader" was posted on the newsgroup misc.legal on February 16, 1992. "'It was not so long ago,' said the politico Geraldine Ferraro,…
“What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?”/“A constellation prize.”
A "consolation prize" is not a "constellation prize," but there are jokes. "The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did…
“What do you call a particularly shitty vegetable?”/“Pro-deuce.”
"Produce" sounds like "pro-deuce," and a pun is: "Fruits and vegetables prevent constipation. That's why they call it pro-deuce." "Deuce" means…
“What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine?”/“A quarterback.”
A football riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on August 27, 2020: Q: What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine?A: A quarterback. The same riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on the…
“What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?”/“A cannibble.”
"Cannibal" can sound like "can nibble" -- meaning someone "able to nibble" or someone who "nibbles cans" (or nibbles from cans). "What kind of person…
“What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?”/“Retired.”
A retirement riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?A: Retired. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 20, 2014. TwitterRudeNCrude…
“What do you call a person who plays the viola?”/“A violator.”
A person who plays the viola is called a "violist" or simply a "viola player." However, a popular joke is: Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator. The…
“What do you call a phallic-shaped potato?”/“A dictator.”
The potato has a few “-tater” jokes, such as: Q: What do you call a phallic-shaped potato?A: A dictator. "What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis? A dictator" was cited…