“What do you call a lawyer that knows karate?”/“Chop suey!”
“Chop suey” has nothing to do with lawsuits, but there are jokes. This lawyer riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 18, 2015:
Q: What do you call a lawyer that knows karate?
A: Chop Suey.
“What do you call a lawyer who does karate? Chop suey!” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 12, 2021, and on Facebook by Joe Lenzi (and others) on October 21, 2021.
Wikipedia: Chop suey
Chop suey (/ˈtʃɒpˈsuːi/) is a dish in American Chinese cuisine and other forms of overseas Chinese cuisine, consisting of meat (often chicken, fish, beef, shrimp, or pork) and eggs, cooked quickly with vegetables such as bean sprouts, cabbage, and celery and bound in a starch-thickened sauce.
Twitter
Jacob Williams
@MrJacobWilliams
If I was a karate master and a lawyer my nick name would be Chop Suey.
6:10 PM · Nov 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/samwell809 November 18, 2015
What do you call a lawyer that knows karate?
Chop Suey.
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TOP TEN CANADA
@TopTenCanada
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What do you call a lawyer that knows karate?
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10:38 AM · Jun 4, 2016·Facebook
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TOP TEN CANADA
@TopTenCanada
What do you call a lawyer who does karate? Chop Suey!
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#karate #jiujitsu #bjj #mma… https://instagram.com/p/BGPiD2_McdS/
2:30 PM · Jun 4, 2016·Instagram
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Rammy “S FC GRU M’ C S LN SB” HD
@RammyHD
Whats a crime fighting karate master who is also a lawyer favourite dish?
Chop suey
4:19 AM · Apr 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Hippie Chef
@MichaelTimmin20
Replying to @DocAtCDI
My brother is a Karate expert, a Chef, and a Lawyer.
When he’s not around, Dad now calls him “Chop Suey.
7:29 AM · Sep 27, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bennetthaselton October 12, 2021
What do you call a lawyer who does karate?
Chop suey!
Facebook
Joe Lenzi
October 21, 2021 at 6:30 PM ·
Laugh of the Day
What do you call a lawyer who does karate? Chop suey!