“The floor is baklava > The floor is lava”
Baklava (a dessert) has nothing to do with lava, but there are jokes. Some baklava jokes involve the children's game of "the floor is lava." "I wonder if Greek kids play a game…
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“The floor is lava = frightening and scary. The floor is baklava = delicious and wonderful”
Baklava (a dessert) has nothing to do with lava, but there are jokes. Some baklava jokes involve the children's game of "the floor is lava." "I wonder if Greek kids play a game…
“The following movie contains scenes of a cup of tea. It’s rated PG”
PG Tips (a brand of tea in the United Kingdom) has nothing to do with the PG (parental guidance) movie rating, but there are jokes. "RT @sickipediabot: I've just watched a film that was…
“The font family changed their TV today. It wasn’t working with their Arial”
"Arial" is a sans-serif typeface and set of computer fonts; an "aerial" is an antenna; "Ariel" is a mermaid character in the Disney animated film The Little Mermaid…
“The food is terrible—and such small portions!”
Woody Allen opened his film Annie Hall (1977) with: "There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this…
“The food label read, ‘Store in a cool place,’ so…” (joke)
Many food and drink labels suggest, "Store in a cool place." What's a "cool" (hip) place? "The instructions read 'Store in a cool place'. Which explains why…
“The food pyramid is a ‘pyramid’ not ‘triangle,’ so what’s on the other sides?”
The "food pyramid" is a triangular diagram of suggested food servings. However a pyramid has at least two other sides, plus a side that is the base. "It's the food PYRAMID…
“The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood…”
A proverb about voting has been printed on many images. An axe comes into the forest; because its handle is wood, the trees were comforted. The mission of the axe, of course, was to destroy the…
“The fork spooned the knife, so the spoon knifed the fork”
"The fork spooned the knife, so the spoon knifed the fork" is a jocular, pun-filled saying about cutlery. The joke was posted on Twitter on November 23, 2013 and originated in The Tiny…
“The foundation of acting is the reality of doing”
"The foundation of acting is the reality of doing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is credited to acting teacher Sanford Meisner (1905-1997). “The…
“The Founding Fathers weren’t concerned about a certain type of weapon…”
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
“The Founding Fathers weren’t concerned about specific types of guns…”
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
“The Founding Fathers weren’t concerned with specific types of weapons…”
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
“The four most expensive words in the English language are ‘This time it’s different’”
John Templeton (1912-2008) was an American-born British investment advisor who believed in financial trends and cycles. He is credited with saying (by at least 1993): "The four most expensive…
“The four seasons are deer, turkey, rabbit and duck”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterConnect Dots@LoudAmericanthe four seasons: 1. SQUIRREL SEASON 2. DEER SEASON 3. RABBIT SEASON 4. TURKEY SEASON10:46 AM - 24 Jul 2009…
“The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky”
The four seasons are usually winter, spring, summer and fall. This was posted on X/Twitter by Molly Fitzpatrick on June 5, 2022, and it received over 132,000 likes: "The four seasons are…
“The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar”
The four seasons are spring, summer, fall and winter. However, sometimes "seasons" is jokingly mistaken for "seasonings." "The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and…
“The four seasons of Texas: January, Summer, Summerer, Christmas”
Texas is hot. "The four seasons of Texas: January, Summer, Summerer, Christmas" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterLizzie@lizziesig@wahoogirl718 in #Texas we…
“The fourth estate has become a fifth column”
The term "fourth estate" refers to the media (outside of the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of government). The term "fifth column" originated in the Spanish…
“The fourth win in a series is always the most difficult to get”
It requires four victories for a team to win a best-of-seven-games playoff series. It's often said that the fourth win is the hardest to get. "The fourth one is the toughest to win"…