“The cold air hurts my face”
"The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?" -- usually meaning that the winter air is very cold, possibly causing frostbite -- is a saying that has been printed…
"The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?" -- usually meaning that the winter air is very cold, possibly causing frostbite -- is a saying that has been printed…
The SAT test had an essay, and there are "SA"/"essay" jokes." "College Board announced today that they're taking the essay out of the SAT. Now it's just the…
"The comeback is always stronger than the setback" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images "The comeback is stronger than the setback" was posted on…
"The Company You Keep" has been the slogan of New York Life since 1989. NYL is one of New York's oldest companies, dating back to 1845. The New York Life building on Madison Square…
'The Company You Love to Hate" was the cover caption of Fortune magazine's March 1966 story about Con Edison. The blackout of November 9, 1965 caused many New York City residents to…
"Prawnography" (prawn + pornography) is a portmanteau that has appeared in many jokes. "I wonder if shrimp are into prawnography?" was posted on Twitter by Al Dopa on December…
"The Constitution actually says you can legally overthrow your government if they are tyrannical" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some have asserted that this is false.…
American Revolution orator Patrick Henry (1736-1799) is often credited for having said: "The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument…
"This republic was not established by cowards; and cowards will not preserve it" is a saying that has been printed in many images. American news reporter and author Elmer Davis…
"The cook's course is the hardest course in the army/navy," it's often joked. "No one has passed it yet." The joke serves as an explanation of why military food is so…
"The cool kids don't eat animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "The cool kids don't eat animals. - Anon #vegan" was posted on Twitter by…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic started a rush to find a vaccine. "The coronavirus vaccine is going to eliminate the coronavirus just like the flu vaccine eliminated the flu" was…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people troubled by the erosion of constitutional rights and civil liberties. "The coronavirus will come and go. But the government will NEVER…
China has a reputation for making a lot of cheaply made products. A joke about the 2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak has been printed on many images: "The coronavirus won't last long…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many people not shaking hands; the coronavirus also resulted in toilet paper shortages. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 8, 2020:…
In Roman numerals, D=500 and I=1. "ID" is 500-1 or 499. "This girl wrote the roman numeral for 499 as ID on her math test lmaoooo" was posted on Twitter by David Hill on October…
"Spanakopita" is a Greek spinach-cheese pie. It's an unusual name, and is sometimes jocularly spelled "spankopedia" (like "spank" and "Wikipedia"). Some…
"The Country's In The Very Best Of Hands" is a song (music by Gene De Paul and lyrics by Johnny Mercer) in the 1956 Broadway musical Li'l Abner. The song is a satirical look at…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing measures. "The Flat Earth Society are reporting that the two meter social distancing measures are pushing some of their members…
How hot is it in Texas? It's so hot that "the cows are giving evaporated milk." This "evaporated milk" joke (and many others like it) has been on the internet since at…