“Today’s gossip is tomorrow’s headline”
"Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline" is what gossip columnist Liz Smith frequently credited (since the 1970s) to earlier gossip columnist Walter Winchell (1887-1972).…
Alphebetical for "t"
“Today’s Monday is sponsored by coffee”
"Today's/This Monday is sponsored by coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today's Monday is sponsored by extra strong iced coffee with a side of…
“Today’s plan? Drink coffee and be awesome”
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…
“Today’s problems are yesterday’s solutions”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Jonathan K. Wong@jonathanwspeaks"Today's problems are yesterday's solutions." #HLA4:10 PM - 9 Jul 2009 TwitterR. Shanti…
“Today’s Soup: Whiskey with ice croutons”
"Today's Soup: Whiskey with ice croutons" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "For dinner tonight, I think I'll have some cold whiskey soup…
“Today’s yoga pose is Downward Spiral”
X/Twitter Etrebor @Im_Etrebor My favourite yoga pose is downward spiral into madness 10:04 PM · Feb 23, 2013 X/Twitter
“Today’s weather? Room temperature” (quarantine joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many people rarely left their homes, and the weather reports suddenly became irrelevant. "Today's weather? Room…
“Today/Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one”
"Today/Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one" is a New Year's saying that has been printed on many images. American country music singer and…
“Tofu are savory marshmallows”
Tofu has been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "Not sure exactly what Tofu is but its best described as savory marshmallow" was posted on Twitter by Pinkmoosely on September 25,…
“Tofu are savoury marshmallows”
Tofu has been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "Not sure exactly what Tofu is but its best described as savory marshmallow" was posted on Twitter by Pinkmoosely on September 25,…
“Tofu is just savory jello”
Tofu has sometimes been described as "savory/savoury jello." "Tofu is like savory jello 😂" was posted on Twitter by airica michelle on June 5, 2016. "Tofu is savoury…
“Tofu is just savoury jello”
Tofu has sometimes been described as "savory/savoury jello." "Tofu is like savory jello 😂" was posted on Twitter by airica michelle on June 5, 2016. "Tofu is savoury…
“Tofu is just soy cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soy milk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soya cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soya milk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soymilk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is overrated. It’s just a curd to me”
"A curd" sounds like "occurred." Of course, there are puns. "About two seconds ago I realised that tofu is really over-rated. it's literally just a curd to me"…
“Tofu is really kung fu for toes”
"Tofu" (a food) is very different from "kung fu" (a Chinese martial art), but there have been jokes -- especially involving toes. "What is tofu made of? My guess, toes and…
“Tofu is really kung fu for toes”
"Tofu" (a food) is very different from "kung fu" (a Chinese martial art), but there have been jokes -- especially involving toes. "What is tofu made of? My guess, toes and…