“Tofu never screams”
"Tofu never screams" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, no animals were killed in the making of tofu. "Tofu never screams" was posted on Twitter by…
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“Together Everyone Achieves More” (TEAM)
"Together Everyone Achieves More" is a popular backronym (backward acronym) of the word "team." The inspirational "team" acronym has been cited in print since at least…
“Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…
“Toi, toi, toi” (good luck saying)
It's often considered, in the theater and elsewhere, to be bad luck to wish someone "good luck." Instead, some people say, "Toi, toi, toi," and spit three times.…
“Toilet paper hoarding explained: Some people will be eating their own cooking”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused panic buying of toilet paper. Many people were puzzled by this. "Toilet paper hoarding explained...some people will be eating their own cooking for…
“Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking…”
"Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tolerance will…
“Tom Landry is such a perfectionist he’d expect Raquel Welch to cook”
Entry in progress -- B.P.Don Meredith (1938-2010) Wikipedia: Tom LandryThomas Wade "Tom" Landry (September 11, 1924 – February 12, 2000) was an American football player and coach. He is…
“Tom’s Diner” (Nov. 18, 1981; 1984, 1987)
Suzanne Vega included the song "Tom's Diner" in her 1987 album Solitude Standing. However, the a cappella folk song has been performed by Vega in public at least since 1984. The…
“Tomato soup is just a hot fruit smoothie”
Would a hot fruit smoothie be a soup? "Essentially, is tomato soup a hot fruit smoothie?" was posted on Twitter on January 10, 2012. "Tomato soup is just a hot fruit smoothie"…
“Tomatoes imply the existence of tomafingers”
There are tomatoes, but no tomafingers. "Toes" and "fingers" -- get the joke? "tomatoes are descended from the now extinct tomafingers" was posted on X/Twitter by tom…
“Tomorrow—a mystical land where 99% of human productivity is stored”
"Tomorrow (noun)-- A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored" is a popular saying on many posters. The saying appears to have been coined…
“Tomorrow doesn’t care what today’s food tasted like”
"Tomorrow doesn't care what today's food tasted like" is a saying of unknown origin that has been cited in print since at least 2008. For example, to a person working out in the…
“Tomorrow Happens Here” (SXSW slogan)
"Tomorrow Happens Here" has been the non-trademarked slogan of Austin's SXSW (South by Southwest) festival since 2009. SXSW contains a music festival, a film festival and interactive…
“Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day” (March 31)
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed… Tell someone you don’t like to fuck off today”
"Tell someone you love them today. Because tomorrow is not promised" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell someone you love them today..tomorrow is not…
“Tomorrow isn’t promised. Be a cunt today”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
“Tomorrow isn’t promised. Be a ho today”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a ho(e) today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter Momo @MelaninSauce Death by "tomorrow ain't promised so go…
“Tomorrow isn’t promised. Be a hoe today”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a ho(e) today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter Momo @MelaninSauce Death by "tomorrow ain't promised so go…
“Tomorrow isn’t promised, block them today”
"Tomorrow isn’t promised, block them (her/him) today" is a jocular social media saying that has been used since 2019. "tomorrow isn’t promised. block that nigga today" was…
“Tonic water implies the existence of dominant water”
Tonic water has nothing to do with "tonic" of music theory, but there are jokes. "Tonic water is just water that's a little more stable than subdominant or dominant water...and…