“Turns out my three hobbies are eating at restaurants, shopping at nonessential businesses…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic prevented many people from enjoying their favorite hobbies.
“New twitter bio: my hobbies include touching my face, touching face and also touching my face” was posted on Twitter by Margo Very Stern on February 27, 2020. “I’m just glad that Coronavirus doesn’t impact my three favorite hobbies: Watching movies in theaters full of coughing people, eating in packed restaurants, and touching my face” was posted on Twitter by David Chen on March 6, 2020.
“Turns out my top 3 hobbies are: 1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops 2. Going to nonessential businesses 3. Touching my face” was posted on Twitter by Gigi Engle on March 31, 2020. “Turns out my three hobbies are eating at restaurants, shopping at nonessential businesses, touching my face” was posted on Twitter by jess on April 4, 2020.
Related sayings include “I need to find a hobby that doesn’t include eating or buying things,” “My hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner,” “My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat” and “My hobbies include eating and thinking about the next time I will be eating.”
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
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Margo Very Stern
@wordstern
New twitter bio: my hobbies include touching my face, touching face and also touching my face.
10:54 PM · Feb 27, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Mamie Cole
@MamieCole
This week I realized that one of my favorite hobbies is touching my face. #coronavirususa
11:41 AM · Mar 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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David Chen
@davechensky
I’m just glad that Coronavirus doesn’t impact my three favorite hobbies: Watching movies in theaters full of coughing people, eating in packed restaurants, and touching my face.
11:10 PM · Mar 6, 2020·Twitter for iPad
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Eden Dranger
@Eden_Eats
I thought I had no hobbies until these last few weeks I discovered my hobby is touching my face.
9:00 PM · Mar 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Teryn Victoria
@terynvictoria
Turns out my hobbies are eating and touching my face.
12:53 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter Web App
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kelly kapowski
@kellykrajewski
Turns out my only hobbies are going out to eat and touching my face
1:11 PM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Kat Matermeowski
@katherinemeoww
My hobbies are:
Going out to eat
Shopping
Touching my face
10:09 AM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Gabriella Paiella
@GMPaiella
In retrospect, I should’ve developed more hobbies beyond “going out to eat”
6:51 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Gigi Engle
@GigiEngle
Turns out my top 3 hobbies are:
1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops
2. Going to nonessential businesses
3. Touching my face
1:42 PM · Mar 31, 2020 from Camden Town, London·Twitter for iPhone
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Victoria Avery White
@victoriadavery
what does someone whose top two hobbies are eating at restaurants and shopping do during quarantine… asking for me
5:38 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Dawn Dais
March 31, 2020 at 7:14 PM ·
This quarantine has demonstrated that my primary pre-quarantine hobbies were eating restaurant food and touching my face.
#quarantine #day19
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Jonny Long
April 3, 2020 12:57 pm
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One thing I’ve learnt during lockdown is that my top three hobbies are drinking flat whites at coffee shops, going to nonessential businesses and touching my face. I will be doing these three things, maybe all simultaneously, as soon I’m allowed to.
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monica in tweets
@MonicaSharee
Turns out my favorite hobbies are eating at restaurants, going to nonessential businesses and touching my face. #coronapocalypse
6:17 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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LA
@lagalusa1
It turns out three of my favorite hobbies were:
1. Eating at restaurants.
2. Visiting nonessential businesses.
3. Touching my face.
8:36 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Brian Joslyn
@BrianJoslyn
It seems my top three hobbies, are…
1. ...eating at restaurants.
2. ...going to non~essential businesses.
3. ...touching my face.
1:14 AM · Apr 4, 2020·Twitter Web App
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jess
@okcajina
turns out my three hobbies are
eating at restaurants
shopping at nonessential businesses
touching my face
12:34 PM · Apr 4, 2020 from Edmond, OK·Twitter for iPhone