“Trains are just boring rollercoasters”
Trains have been compared to rollercoasters. "Commuter trains are really just boring roller coasters" was posted on Twitter on September 21, 2011. "Trains... Slow boring…
Trains have been compared to rollercoasters. "Commuter trains are really just boring roller coasters" was posted on Twitter on September 21, 2011. "Trains... Slow boring…
Trains have been compared to elevators. "Trains are like long sideways elevators...#ThoughtsinaLift" was posted on Twitter on July 18, 2012. "Trains are just sideways elevators"…
"Transfat" and "cisfat" both exist, although the "cisfat" term is less well known. A joke treats the terms like "transgender" and "cisgender."…
"Buoyant" has nothing to do with "boy," but "boyn't" is a pun. "Boys always sink but girls don't because they're boyn't" was posted on…
"Trans(gender) rights are human rights" is a transgender slogan that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on “Women’s rights are human rights.” "The claim…
"Transfat" and "cisfat" both exist, although the "cisfat" term is less well known. A joke treats the terms like "transgender" and "cisgender."…
"Transformation happens on the other side of surrender" is a motivational saying that has been printed on a popular poster. The saying was cited on Twitter several times on February 27,…
"Trans(gender) rights are human rights" is a transgender slogan that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on “Women’s rights are human rights.” "The claim…
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
"Travel is the only thing you (can) buy that makes you richer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I have this saying, cut out of a magazine,…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled the travel plans of many people. "Travel plans: To the window, to the wall, then I might go down the hall" is a jocular saying that was…
Various forms of transportation have been described as "a moving waiting room." "Traveling is kind of like sitting in a moving waiting room" was posted on Reddit --…
Marvin Heemeyer (1951-2004) had a dispute with the town of Granby, Colorado, and he didn't see any way that it was being resolved. He bought a bulldozer (dubbed the "Killdozer") and…
Treadmills have been compared to hamster wheels. "treadmill = human version of hamster wheel" was posted on Twitter by DJ Chuang Tangerine 莊迪斐 on November 8, 2008. "Treadmills…
"Treason is the reason for the season" is an Independence Day saying that has been printed on many images. The rhymed saying is related to a popular Christmas saying, “Jesus is the…
"Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been…
London's Royal Court Theatre stages many new plays along with a few classics. It's been said that the Royal Court "treats new plays like classics and classics like new plays."…
"Treat the janitor the same level of respect as the CEO" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying does not appear to have a specific origin. "He would treat the janitor…
Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/Conly95 February 23, 2016Tree men walk into a barThey order root beer and leaf before paying. Twitterme@not_actuallymeTree men walk into a bar via /r/Jokes…
Broccoli looks like little trees. "Trees are broccoli for giants" was posted on X/Twitter by Brandon Floyd on January 16, 2011. "What if trees are just broccoli for giants" was…