“Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday..”

“Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
   
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Dec 9, 2002, 9:12:22 AM
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday,
and look how badly you screwed _that_ up!
     
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A97 Nested Query??
Jim Sloan
Jan 6, 2003, 3:42:15 PM
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
But, so was yesterday and look how that turned out!
 
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Bill Marcum
Mar 3, 2004, 12:27:14 AM
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life; but so was yesterday,
and look how you messed THAT up.
 
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The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations
By Fred Metcalf
London, UK: Biteback Publishing Ltd
2014
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out…
Facebook, 2010
 
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March 10, 2021 at 9:10 AM ·
Today is the first day
of the rest of
your life, but so was
yesterday and look at how
you fucked that up.