Some people swear they will never drink at work again, and then stop drinking. A joke has this the opposite way. "Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I…
Drinking on the job is no joke, but this was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 2, 2020: "Ten years ago, I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I haven't touched a…
"Ten-hut!" is what a military drill sergeant might say, meaning "Attention!" "'Ten-Hut,' which is the new way of saying 'Attention'" was printed in…
"TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING. PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER" is a funny sign. The sign was posted on Facebook by Spare Change on March 27, 2019. Facebook…
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
A saying about tequila is: "Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward." The saying was posted on…
"Tequila is a Spanish word meaning... 'I don't remember doing that'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "tequila A Spanish word meaning, 'I…
"Beer/Tequila is just dream-flavored water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love me some 'Dream-flavored water'!" -- tequila -- was posted on…
"Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I" (or "Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila…
"Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I" (or "Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila…
Some people can take a few tequila shots, while other people can't. This was posted on Twitter by EmotionallyBoujee on May 31, 2019: "Tequila shots are so funny, sometimes you need the…
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
"Tequila: Helping people wake up in strangers' beds since 1521" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila! Helping people wake up in stranger's…
"Tequila! Because beer isn't fast enough!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters. A pretty woman (with one fallen dress strap) is shown in the poster, indicating that…
"Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it was printed on…