“Tell your dog I said woof woof”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
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“Tell your dog I said, ‘woof.’ He’ll know what it means”
"Tell your dog I said hi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tell the dog I said hi" was posted on Facebook by Lisa ChilluraBret Callahan on July 26, 2008.…
“Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there”
"Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there.…
“Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there”
"Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there.…
“Ten packets of Walkers crisps have been sent to the ISS. It was running low on air”
Bags of potato chips (called "crisps" in the UK) often come packed with a lot of air. "Ten packets of Walkers crisps have been sent to the International Space Station after reports…
“Ten percent of my ashes shall be handed to my agent” (show business joke)
A popular show business saying is that an agent owns a piece of his or her client. The following joke was cited in 1948: "We pass along Edith Gwynn's Hollywood Reporter quote of Van…
“Ten percent of the fishermen catch ninety percent of the fish” (fishing adage)
"Ten percent of the fishermen catch ninety percent of the fish" is a fishing adage of uncertain origin. "Surveys made by biologists show that ten percent of the fishermen catch…
“Ten seconds of drug commercials are spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest is spent basically daring you to take it”
"Ever notice that the first 10 seconds of a medical drug commercial is spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest basically daring you to take it?" is a saying that has been…
“Ten years ago, I swore I would give up drinking whilst I’m at work. I haven’t touched a job since”
Drinking on the job is no joke, but this was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 2, 2020: "Ten years ago, I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I haven't touched a…
“Ten-hut!” or “A-ten-hut!” (“attention” command)
"Ten-hut!" is what a military drill sergeant might say, meaning "Attention!" "'Ten-Hut,' which is the new way of saying 'Attention'" was printed in…
“Tent poles are not for pole dancing. Please find alternative ways to disappoint your father” (sign)
"TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING. PLEASE FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER" is a funny sign. The sign was posted on Facebook by Spare Change on March 27, 2019. Facebook…
“Tequila (noun)—magic water for fun people”
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
“Tequila (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Tequila because it’s Mexico somewhere”
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
“Tequila helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Tequila helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Tequila helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Tequila is a good drink. You drink it and you feel like a cactus”
A saying about tequila is: "Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward." The saying was posted on…
“Tequila is a Spanish word meaning… ‘I don’t remember doing that’”
"Tequila is a Spanish word meaning... 'I don't remember doing that'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "tequila A Spanish word meaning, 'I…
“Tequila is just dream-flavored water”
"Beer/Tequila is just dream-flavored water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love me some 'Dream-flavored water'!" -- tequila -- was posted on…