“Tequila (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
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“Tequila because it’s Mexico somewhere”
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
“Tequila helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Tequila helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Tequila helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Tequila is a good drink. You drink it and you feel like a cactus”
A saying about tequila is: "Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward." The saying was posted on…
“Tequila is a Spanish word meaning… ‘I don’t remember doing that’”
"Tequila is a Spanish word meaning... 'I don't remember doing that'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "tequila A Spanish word meaning, 'I…
“Tequila is just dream-flavored water”
"Beer/Tequila is just dream-flavored water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love me some 'Dream-flavored water'!" -- tequila -- was posted on…
“Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I”
"Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I" (or "Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila…
“Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I”
"Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I" (or "Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila…
“Tequila shots are so funny, sometimes you need the lime & other times you need to go the fuck home”
Some people can take a few tequila shots, while other people can't. This was posted on Twitter by EmotionallyBoujee on May 31, 2019: "Tequila shots are so funny, sometimes you need the…
“Tequila shots because it’s Mexico somewhere”
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
“Tequila: Helping people wake up in strangers’ beds since 1521”
"Tequila: Helping people wake up in strangers' beds since 1521" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila! Helping people wake up in stranger's…
“Tequila! Because beer isn’t fast enough!”
"Tequila! Because beer isn't fast enough!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters. A pretty woman (with one fallen dress strap) is shown in the poster, indicating that…
“Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?”
"Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it was printed on…
“Tequila. Fiesta. Siesta. Repeat”
"Fiesta. Siesta. Repeat" (or "Tequila. Fiesta. Siesta. Repeat" or "Fiesta. Siesta.Tequila. Repeat") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "San…
“Term limits - one term in office and one term in jail”
"Term Limits For Congress; 1 Term In Office and 1 Term In Jail" is a saying on coffee mugs (and other products). The saying has existed since at least 1992 (when term limits became a…
“Terrorism is the poor man’s war” (“War is the rich man’s terrorism”)
The actor/writer Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) wrote in 2003, "Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich." The term "terrorism is the poor man's…
“Teslas don’t have that new car smell. They come with that Elon Musk”
Many cars have a "new car smell." "Tesla Model S has that new car smell - 'Musk'. Outselling Mercedes, BMW, Audi…
“Test that assumption at your earliest convenience”
"Test that assumption at your earliest convenience" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is considered a polite way of saying "fuck around and find…