"Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?"

“Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?” is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it was printed on T-shirts.

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Sign seen at the Billy Goat Tavern
Beavis
Mar 13, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
On Sun, 12 Mar 2000, Trigger wrote:
>>KevNJon wrote:
>>
>> BEER: Helping Ugly People Have Sex for Centuries
>
>Heh. Someone sent me that a long while back - it’s been on my home page for a
>coupla months…

I saw a couple of t-shirts related to this on sale in Fremantle:

- Beer - helping white guys dance since 1864
- Tequila - have you hugged your toilet today?

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Tequila!
Kevos Setzer
Oct 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
Have you hugged your toilet today?

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The best aua posts in the world…EVER…2
Alex Warren
Aug 23, 2001, 3:35:13 PM
(...)
To quote an oft-seen Tequila joke poster seen in every student’s bedroom, “have
you hugged your toilet today?”

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funny bumper sticker…
Jennavieve
Sep 4, 2001, 11:39:44 AM
ok i want this sticker it says “tequilla..have you hugged you’re toliet
lately?” i want that man..haha my friend krissi REALLY needs that sticker,lol
Jenna

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brian shaw
@jax_malone
Have you hugged your toilet today?
2:48 AM · Jan 25, 2009

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Nina Zuccari
@NinaZuccari
TEQUILA: have you hugged your toilet today?
11:55 PM · Aug 14, 2009

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Kayla Spies
@kspies
“Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today” Marijuana can’t we all just get a bong? “marijuana proud supporters of the snack food industry”
10:28 PM · Aug 24, 2009

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@IowaDawg
Tequila~! Have you hugged your toilet today?
11:40 PM · Aug 28, 2009

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The Fist of Goodness 🦁
@Dev_Draper
Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet todaY?
10:49 AM · Nov 6, 2009

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lauraacord
@lauraacord
t-shirt slogans i have seen this evening at Tater Day… “tequila - have you hugged your toilet today?”
9:59 PM · Apr 3, 2010

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Jonathan Zap Cadenas
@ZJCadenas
“Tequila! Have you Hugged your Toilet Today?” http://yfrog.com/8bsiihj
10:25 AM · May 24, 2010

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T & R Events
@tajrajevents
Have you hugged your toilet today, @ms_nawar 😉 #A5 #My20th #smashednights
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1:47 AM · Nov 29, 2011

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ɢᴡɪʟʏᴍ
@gwlym
Have you hugged your toilet today? 😊) @9GAG
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4:22 AM · Nov 26, 2012

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Anton Jmz
@ant0njmz
Replying to @BeeKnifeParty
“@BeeKnifeParty: Have you hugged your toilet today?”
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12:22 AM · Jun 13, 2013

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Bar CaVa Liverpool
@Bar_CaVa
Have you hugged your toilet today haha #barcava #tequilabar #MadMonday #liverpool
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2:30 PM · Jun 30, 2014

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fuzziestdawg
@fuzziestdawg
Tequila Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today Coffee Mug New with UPC on bottom rare Please click on pi http://pinterest.com/pin/275141858460239004/
3:08 PM · Aug 23, 2014

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alexandra
@aleeexlu
TEQUILA!!! ....Have you hugged your toilet today? #HappyCincoDeDrinko #IMeanMayo
11:21 PM · May 5, 2016

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Gamikaze
@gamikaze_shop
Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today Cinco de Mayo T-Shirt https://etsy.me/3LxyncR #cincodemayo #mexico #tequila #tacos #party #saturday #miami #margarita #love #mariachi #reggae #drinks #fiesta
4:09 AM · Apr 1, 2022

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mug-hunter
@mugchaunter
Replying to @smolbutfeisty
Tequila: have you hugged your toilet today?
5:41 PM · Jan 29, 2023