“The spelling of ‘bourgeoisie’ is mad bougie in itself”
"Bourgeoisie" can be a difficult word to spell. This was posted on X/Twitter by "Jason, ex inferis" on July 23, 2024, and received over 86,000 likes: "The spelling of…
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“The spelling of ‘bourgeoisie’ was intended as yet another means of oppression”
"Bourgeoisie" can be a difficult word to spell. This was posted on X/Twitter by "Jason, ex inferis" on July 23, 2024, and received over 86,000 likes: "The spelling of…
“The sports page records people’s accomplishments and the front page has nothing but man’s failures”
Many people read the sports section of a newspaper first, even before the front page. One famous person who did this was Earl Warren (1891-1974), the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme…
“The spring blossoms get you out of your head and out working in the garden”
"April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden" and "The spring blossoms get you out of your head and out working in the garden" are…
“The square root of -1 walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A math version was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 28, 2018: "The square root of…
“The standard American diet gives you standard American diseases which puts you on standard American drugs”
"The standard American diet gives you standard American diseases which puts you on standard American drugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an…
“The Stanley Cup is the toughest championship to win”
"The Stanley Cup is the toughest championship to win in team sports" was cited in print in 1993. The Stanley Cup (hockey's championship trophy series) is said to be more difficult…
“The Starbucks barista was wearing a face mask. It was a coughy filter”
A coffee filter shouldn’t be confused with a "coughy filter," but there are jokes. "In an emergency flu masks can be used as coughy filters" was posted on Twitter by Simon…
“The start of Girl Scout Cookie Season marks the official end of New Year’s Resolution Season”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Girl Scout Cookies Girl Scout Cookies are cookies sold by Girl Scouts in the United States to raise funds to support Girl Scout councils and individual troops.…
“The start of the Girl Scout cookie season marks the end of the New Year’s resolution season”
New Year's resolutions are made on January 1st. Many resolutions are to lose weight in the new year. Girl Scout cookies are usually sold between January and April. "The start of the Girl…
“The state bird is the (construction) crane”
"Crane" can mean a bird or it can mean a machine used in construction. Hawaii grew rapidly in the 1960s and early 1970s that a popular joke was that the state bird was the construction…
“The state does nothing, and can give nothing, which it does not take from somebody”
William Graham Sumner (1840-1910), a Yale professor often called the "father of sociology," wrote in 1887: "The state, it can not too often be repeated, has nothing, and can give…
“The state is a system that requires people of integrity to run it…”
"The state is a system that requires people of integrity to run it... while incentivizing them to have no integrity" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Liberty Minds on October…
“The state is the mafia pretending to be a human rights organization”
"The state is the mafia pretending to be a human rights organization" is a saying that has been shown on many images. "Government is the mafia pretending to be a human rights…
“The State of the Union Address does not take place in any state in the union”
The State of the Union Address is given in Washington, DC. "The State of the Union Address does not take place in any state in the union" was posted on X/Twitter by John Shemenski on…
“The Staten Island Ferry is the poor man’s Circle Line”
The Circle Line is sightseeing service that operates in New York's waterways; a tour guide explains the attractions. The Staten Island Ferry goes from lower Manhattan to Staten Island and…
“The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them”
"The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them" is from Austin O'Malley's book, Keystones of Thought (1914). O'Malley's thought has been included in many…
“The Statue of Liberty has been trying to hail a taxi for years!”
New York City's Statue of Liberty has one arm raised that holds a torch. The original name for the statue is "Liberty Enlightening the World." But what if the statue had been simply…
“The Statue of Liberty has been trying to hail a taxi for years!”
New York City's Statue of Liberty has one arm raised that holds a torch. The original name for the statue is "Liberty Enlightening the World." But what if the statue had been simply…
“The stickiest of King Arthur’s knights was Sir Up”
"Syrup" can sound like "Sir Up." "And Sir Up. he's sweet" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on September 25, 1996. "Sir Up of Pancakes" was…