“The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere”
Streets can be "deserted." Streets are usually not "desserted," but there are jokes. "The streets are desserted. Cake and ice cream everywhere" was posted on Twitter…
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“The strength of a nation lies in the homes of its people”
"The strength of a nation lies in the homes of its people" was credited by realty groups to Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) in 1983 and later years; the Lincoln attribution was debunked in…
“The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us…”
“The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us, but those who win battles we know nothing about" is a motivational quotation that has been printed on many posters. The…
“The strongest weapon in the United States is a patriotic American”
"The strongest weapon in the United States is a patriotic American" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "The strongest weapon in…
“The Sturgeon King” (Barney Greengrass)
Barney Greengrass "The Sturgeon King" has been an institution at 541 Amsterdam Avenue (86th Street), since 1908. https://www.barneygreengrass.com/welcome.phpAbout Barney Greengrass Some…
“The subway is just a moving waiting room”
Various forms of transportation have been described as "a moving waiting room." "Traveling is kind of like sitting in a moving waiting room" was posted on Reddit --…
“The suck”
'The suck" is a popular U.S. Marine Corps expression for a miserable situation or place. "That's what the suck gives you" was cited in print in 1979, but there is oral…
“The sun and the sand and a drink in my hand”
"The sun and the sand and a drink in my hand" is a popular one-line verse that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. The drinking expression was used in three…
“The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day” (investment proverb)
"The sun doesn't/don't shine on the same dog's ass/back/butt/eyes/tail every day/all the time/forever" means that one can't expect to get lucky and have some nice…
“The sun has riz, the sun has set, and here we is in Texas yet”
"The sun has riz, the sun has set, and here we is in Texas yet" shows how large Texas is. These lines are said to have been written by a hobo in the early 1900s. Compare these verses to…
“The sun is up, the sky is blue, my coffee’s so delicious I think I’ll have two!”
"The sun is up, the sky is blue, my coffee's so delicious I think I'll have two!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "The sun is up. The sky is…
“The sun will rise and we will try again”
"The sun will rise and we will try again" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "The sun will rise tomorrow, and we will try again" was posted on…
“The Supreme Court follows the election returns” (“Judges follow the election returns”)
"No matther whether th' constitution follows h' flag or not, th' Supreme Coort follows th' election returns" wrote Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936) in 1901, through his…
“The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream”
"The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream" is a joke that was told on the television show Late Night with Conan O'Brien, probably in 1999. The…
“The Supreme Court isn’t final because it’s supreme, it’s supreme because it’s final”
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Robert H. Jackson (1892-1954) wrote in the concurring opinion in Brown v. Allen (1953): "There is no doubt that if there were a super-Supreme Court, a substantial…
“The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat”
There is carbonated water and there is non-carbonated water, sometimes called "flat" water. This plays into a flat earth joke. "If the earth is 71% water and it's not…
“The system cannot be fixed by the system”
"The system cannot be fixed by the system" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The system" means the political system, the government. Writing to an elected…
“The system didn’t fail. The system worked. That’s the problem”
"The system didn't fail. The system worked. That's the problem" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Yes, the system worked. THAT'S THE PROBLEM"…
“The system isn’t broken. It was built that way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…
“The system isn’t broken. It was built this way”
"The system isn't broken. It was made this way" (or "The system was never broken. It was built this way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “The system”…