“The world is your taco. Fill it with what you want”
"The world is your oyster" is an old proverb. "The world is your taco" is a variation. "Text from marisol: You are young, done with 1L, will be working for the ACLU, and…
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“The world is your taco”
"The world is your oyster" is an old proverb. "The world is your taco" is a variation. "Text from marisol: You are young, done with 1L, will be working for the ACLU, and…
“The world needs ditch diggers, too”
"The world needs ditch diggers, too" is a line from the film comedy Caddyshack (1980): Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't…
“The world owes me a living”
"The world owes me a living" is the old line that taxpayers seemingly heard whenever a person accepted a government handout. "The world owe me a living" is cited in print from…
“The world would be a better place if more things were wrapped in bacon”
"if more things were wrapped in bacon the world would be a better place" was posted on Twitter by Colt45 on March 3, 2012. "Maybe the world would be a better place if we just wrapped…
“The World’s Greatest Newspaper” (SCREW)
The Chicago Tribune has been calling itself "The World's Greatest Newspaper" since Chicago first had a world's fair (1893). It would own a newspaper and a television station…
“The world’s most prolific Facebook user sadly passed away. We shall not see his Like again”
Facebook is an online social media website that allows users to "like" posts. A joke was posted on Twitter by Chris on April 23, 2011: "The world's most prolific Facebook user…
“The world’s not that bad. It’s your government that sucks”
"The world's not that bad. It's your government that sucks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The message was used in street art in Dawlish, UK, by artist NME in…
“The worst advice is free advice” (“The most expensive advice is free advice”)
Financial author Robert Kiyosaki, of the "Rich Dad" website and series of books, wrote in Rich Dad's Retire Young, Retire Rich: How to get rich and stay rich forever! (2002):…
“The worst assumption a person could ever make is the government would never do that to us”
"The worst assumption people ever make: Our government would never do that to us" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The worst assumption an American can make is…
“The worst assumption people ever make: Our government would never do that to us”
"The worst assumption people ever make: Our government would never do that to us" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The worst assumption an American can make is…
“The worst kind of loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself”
"The worst kind of loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Mark twain once said 'The worst…
“The worst lead in hockey is a two-goal lead”
A two-goal lead has been called the most dangerous lead in ice hockey. The team with the lead often relaxes and lets the other team back into the game with just one goal. Does the team with the…
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses”
Many people have difficulty parallel parking -- and they'd prefer that no one watch them do it. "The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses" is a jocular saying that was…
“The worst part about turning the clocks back is having to endure an extra hour of 2020”
The coronavirus pandemic, along with violent protests and looting, wildfires and hurricanes, made 2020 a horrible year for many people. "Thinking about starting a petition to cancel setting…
“The worst part of my apple addiction is not being able to see a doctor about it”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an old saying. "Ironically, I've now got to see a doctor about my apple addiction!" was posted on Twitter by Richard White on April 16,…
“The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn”
"Violin" sounds like "vile inn." A pun was printed in the Cadiz (OH) Sentinel on March 29, 1865: "Why is a badly conducted hotel like a fiddle? Because it's a vile…
“The worst spread for a bagel has to be the pap shmear”
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…