“The problem with being single is it’s always my turn to do the dishes!”
"The problem/trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes the worst part about…
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“The problem with close-minded people is that their mouth is always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with close-minded people is that their mouths are always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouth is always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with democracy is that those who need leaders are not qualified to choose them”
"Those who need leaders are not qualified to choose them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, according to the speaker, someone who needs a leader is weak and is…
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished”
"The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished" has been credited to Ben Franklin (1706-1790) and Groucho Marx (1890-1977), but there's no evidence…
“The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well”
"The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well" is a one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying was first posted on Twitter on July 19,…
“The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well”
"The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well" is a one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying was first posted on Twitter on July 19,…
“The problem with guns is too few people carry one”
Some people believe that America has a gun problem of too many guns, but gun advocates disagree. "AMERICA'S GUN PROBLEM? TOO FEW PEOPLE CARRY ONE" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“The problem with having a job is that it gets in the way of being rich”
"The problem with having a job is that it gets in the way of being rich" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Robert Kiyosaki, author of the "Rich Dad" series of books…
“The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are derivative, trig jokes are too graphic…”
Several math puns are often added -- a pun! -- together into one big math joke. "I'd claim to be original but pretty much all my calculus jokes are derivative" was posted on Twitter…
“The problem with meal prep is that I want to eat the whole week’s food in one sitting”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“The problem with meal prep is that you eat the same thing five times a week”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“The problem with natural immunity is that it’s free”
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines "natural immunity" as immunity "acquired from exposure to the disease organism through infection with the actual disease."…
“The problem with Netflix recommendations is they assume I liked a show just because I watched 13 hours of it”
People can watch hours of a Netflix show -- and then decide if they like it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Tig Notaro on May 27, 2020, and it received over 22,000 likes: "The problem with…
“The problem with sex in the movies is that the popcorn usually spills”
"The problem with sex in the movies is that the popcorn usually spills" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "'The problem with sex in the movies is your popcorn…
“The problem with socialism is, you can vote your way into it, but you have to shoot your way out”
"You can vote your way into communism/socialism, but you have to shoot your way out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The problem with socialism is that you can…
“The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur”
U.S. President George W. Bush supposedly said to UK Prime Minister Tony Blair at a G8 Summit in July 2002: "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for…