“The popularity of origami is in creasing”
"Increasing" shouldn't be confused with "in creasing," but there are origami puns. "RT @SpacemanQuisp I think the popularity of origami is in creasing" was posted…
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“The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible”
"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Hope sees the invisible,…
“The potato farmer who crossed the mob is sleeping with the knishes”
"Sleeping with the fishes" is a mob term meaning that someone will be killed (that is, the body will be dumped in the water to "sleep with the fishes"). A joke was posted on…
“The power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated”
Many people love rice mixed with vegetables, or chicken, or shrimp, or anything. This was posted on Tumblr by datadegroove on November 14, 2025, and it received over 53,000 likes: "the power…
“The power of the people is greater than the people in power”
"The power of the people is greater/stronger than the people in power" is a protest saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originated in the Arab Spring in Tunisia and…
“The power of the people is stronger than the people in power”
"The power of the people is greater/stronger than the people in power" is a protest saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originated in the Arab Spring in Tunisia and…
“The power you let government use today is the power they’ll use on you tomorrow”
"THE POWER YOU LET GOVERNMENT USE TODAY IS THE POWER THEY'LL USE ON YOU TOMORROW" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by The Anarchist Institute on November 6, 2022. The meme…
“The Powerball Jackpot is now up to a 24 pack of Charmin”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic-buying (and shortages) of toilet paper. "I heard next week's Powerball jackpot is going to be $60million AND a 48 pack of 3ply toilet…
“The price of gold is understood by exactly two people in the entire world—and they disagree”
A popular banking anecdote has Baron Rothschild saying that only two men in the entire world understand gold, money and the financial system. One man is a director of the Bank of England and the…
“The problem is not who sits on the throne. The problem is that there is a throne to sit on”
Larken Rose wrote this in his book The Most Dangerous Superstition (2011): "Many have been able to recognize and oppose specific acts of tyranny by specific regimes, but very few have…
“The problem isn’t the abuse of power; it’s the power to abuse”
"The problem is not the abuse of power, it is the power to abuse" was popularized by Libertarian author Michael Cloud. American author and Libertarian Party presidential candidate (in…
“The problem that governments are trying to solve is the existence of your freedom”
"The problem that governments are trying to solve is the existence of your freedom" was posted on X/Twitter by American libertarian writer, publisher and entrepreneur Jeffrey Tucker on…
“The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you’re not careful”
"The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you’re not careful" is jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Josh Gondelman on May 24, 2020, and…
“The problem with 9/11 jokes is that they never seem to land”
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One popular joke was posted on Twitter on September…
“The problem with being single is it’s always my turn to do the dishes!”
"The problem/trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes the worst part about…
“The problem with close-minded people is that their mouth is always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with close-minded people is that their mouths are always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouth is always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open”
"The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouth is always open" (or "The problem with close(d)-minded people is (that) their mouths are always open") is a saying…
“The problem with democracy is that those who need leaders are not qualified to choose them”
"Those who need leaders are not qualified to choose them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, according to the speaker, someone who needs a leader is weak and is…