“The plan will be a phased plan that we plan to utilize in phases”

A jocular 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reopening plan has been cited in print since at least April 30, 2020:
 
“We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open and remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phases. And that is our reopening plan. Thank you.”
   
Adley Stump, of The Adley Show on Facebook, posted a similar mock press conference, titled “What We Should ALL Be Doing Right Now!,” on April 17, 2020, and on YouTube on April 20, 2020.
 
   
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
     
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6 phase plan
GUNDOGLOVER
Apr 30, 2020
e now have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open but remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phase.
 
Remain safe while phasing, Governor Grusome
   
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May 1, 2020 at 10:24 PM ·
‘We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we will plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open but remain closed. have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phases. And that is our reopening plan. Thank you’
   
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True Grit Cafe
May 2, 2020 at 8:33 PM ·
I know y’all are ready for us to be open and we are to ready to serve you when we are allowed. We have a plan:
We have a six phase plan to reopen the grit. The plan will be a phased plan that we will plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the plan will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open but remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and phase and planning while phasing their phases.
That is our re-open plan.
 
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Lory Zars Pauli
May 8, 2020 at 12:28 PM
We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open and remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phases.
And that is our reopening plan.
Thank you.
 
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Al Laboss
May 9, 2020·
Meanwhile in
Saskatchewan
We have a 6 phase plan to reopen
the province . The plan will be a phased
plan that we will plan to utilize in phases .
The phases will be planned and the planning will be
phased . We will move quickly and slowly to open and remain closed .
I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning
While phasing their phases.
 
And that is our reopening plan