“The only thing you can believe in the papers is the date”
"The only thing you can believe in the papers is the date" is a saying used by those who don't trust the newspapers. The origin of the saying is unknown. "The only thing you can…
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“The only time a fisherman ever tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar”
A liar can tell the truth when he/she calls out another liar. "A contributor writes to inquire if I've heard this one: 'The only time a golfer tells the truth is when he calls…
“The only time a golfer tells the truth is when he calls another golfer a liar”
A liar can tell the truth when he/she calls out another liar. "A contributor writes to inquire if I've heard this one: 'The only time a golfer tells the truth is when he calls…
“The only time a hunter tells the truth is when he calls another hunter a liar”
A liar can tell the truth when he/she calls out another liar. "A contributor writes to inquire if I've heard this one: 'The only time a golfer tells the truth is when he calls…
“The only time a politician tells the truth is when he says that the other politician is a liar”
A liar can tell the truth when he/she calls out another liar. "A contributor writes to inquire if I've heard this one: 'The only time a golfer tells the truth is when he calls…
“The only time a politician tells the truth is when speaking about their opponents”
A liar can tell the truth when he/she calls out another liar. "A contributor writes to inquire if I've heard this one: 'The only time a golfer tells the truth is when he calls…
“The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying”
"The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The only time a woman is helpless…
“The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public”
Many people believe that the news is not there to educate and inform the public, but to brainwash the public with propaganda. "The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how…
“The only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other liars”
"The only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other liars" is a one-line political saying that has been printed on many images. There does not appear to be any specific…
“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook”
"The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook" is a much-cited food quotation that has been attributed to television chef Julia Child (1912-2004). The…
“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire” (aviation adage)
"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire" is often said to be a pilot's axiom or aviation adage. The saying is sometimes credited to Australian aviator…
“The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come”
"The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you've come" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. TwitterKeith Carlisle Smith@KeithCarlisleyou know the…
“The only use of pennies is to avoid getting more”
Many people hate pennies and believe them to be almost worthless. "The only reason I use pennies is to avoid getting more in change" was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2011. "The…
“The only useful thing banks have invented in the last 20 years is the ATM”
Paul Volcker (a former chairman of the Federal Reserve) has said that he's no fan of fancy financial products (such as the "credit default swap"). In December 2009, Volcker addressed…
“The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen”
Tom Smothers performed on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, an American comedy and variety show television series from 1979 to 1969. The network didn't like some of the political satire and…
“The only wasted vote is the one you cast for a politician”
Many people talk about "wasted" votes, such as a vote for a third party candidate who has no chance of winning the election. Somme people believe that voting in a state that is not a…
“The only way for baked evils to triumph is for baked goods to not be eaten”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“The only way to get ahead is to decapitate someone”
"To get ahead" should not be confused with "to get a head," but there are jokes. "To get ahead in this world, you'd probably have to decapitate someone" was…
“The only way to lose weight by drinking green tea is to go to the mountain and pick it yourself”
It's sometimes said that green tea helps in weight loss. "The only way to lose weight by drinking green tea is to go to the mountain and pick it yourself" is a jocular one-line…
“The only way to see New York” (Circle Line)
The Circle Line runs sightseeing cruises around Manhattan, and to other points. It's been in business since 1945. "The only way to see New York -- Circle it on the Circle Line" is…