“The real virus is communism. Covid-19 is just how it spreads”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many businesses to adapt or close in 2020. The World Economic Forum planned a "Great Reset" during pandemic. "The real virus is communism.…
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“The real winner in the ‘every child gets a trophy’ is the trophy making company”
Who really wins when everyone gets a trophy? The trophy makers! "When everyone gets a trophy, the trophy maker wins" was posted on Twitter by chuck chalfant on November 15, 2012.…
“The reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because they buy food that they like to eat”
It's often said that kids can be picky eaters, but that adults are not. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 14, 2020: "the reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because…
“The reason Israel doesn’t want to become America’s 51st state is because then they would only get two senators”
"The reason Israel doesn’t want to become America’s 51st state is because then they would only get two senators" is a jocular political saying that has been pinted on many images. The…
“The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what a leap year is”
"The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what the fuck a leap year is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. "The reason…
“The reason Uncle Sam has to wear such a tall hat is that he’s always passing it around”
A jocular line about Uncle Sam appeared in Earl Wilson's syndicated entertainment column in January 1962: "'We wondered,' said Arnold Glasow, 'why Uncle Sam wore such a…
“The reason Uncle Sam has to wear such a tall hat is that he’s always passing it around”
A jocular line about Uncle Sam appeared in Earl Wilson's syndicated entertainment column in January 1962: "'We wondered,' said Arnold Glasow, 'why Uncle Sam wore such a…
“The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple… and fucked everything up”
"The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked/messed everything up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The reason I use…
“The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple… and messed everything up”
"The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked/messed everything up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The reason I use…
“The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit”
American actress and comedienne Phyllis Diller explained -- as cited in print since at least 1995 -- why women don't play football: "The reason women don't play football is because…
“The recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is…” (joke)
Marble cake isn't made of marble (a metamorphic rock), but there are jokes. "Because one boy a recipe really garbles: Dennis had put in real marbles!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“The recipe for today: One cup cluster, Two cups fuck”
"The recipe for today: One cup cluster, Two cups fuck" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, today will be a clusterfuck. “@SurettaCollins: The recipe for…
“The recipe said ‘Set the oven to 180 degrees’” (joke)
"Set the oven 180 degrees" usually means to set the oven's heat to 180 degrees -- not to turn the oven itself at an 180-degree angle. A popular joke is: "The recipe said…
“The regular season is where you make your name, but the postseason is where you make your fame”
"Frazier always said, 'In the regular season, you make your name, but the in the playoffs you make your fame,'" said New York City-born basketball player Kenny Smith in May…
“The relationship of a journalist to a politician should be that of a dog to a lamppost”
"The relationship of a journalist to a politician should be that of a dog to a lamppost" is a witty statement that is frequently credited to American journalist and critic H. L. Mencken…
“The rent is too damn high!” (political party slogan and name)
Jimmy McMillan formed his "Rent Is Too Damn High" party in 1993, but he failed to get on the ballot that year to run for New York City mayor. McMillan did get on the ballot in 2005 and…
“The Republic of Texas is no more” (Anson Jones on 1846 annexation)
"The final act in this great drama is now performed. The Republic of Texas is no more." Texas President Anson Jones delivered these memorable words on February 19, 1846, during the…
“The resistance is not something you join. It’s what you are”
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…
“The resistance is not something you join. It’s what you do”
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…
“The resistance is not something you join. It’s who you are”
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…