“The only thin blue line I respect is a negative pregnancy test”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
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“The only thin blue line I respect is the Mississippi River”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the mountain coldness indicator on Coors Lite”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the one at the bottom of the pride flag”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the U.S. Postal Service”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the wetness indicator on a baby’s diaper”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue lines I respect are my local rivers and estuaries”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thing ‘green’ about the climate scam is the money they’re stealing from you”
"The only thing 'green' about the climate scam is the money they’re stealing from you" is a saying that has been printed on an image. U.S. dollars are green. "LADIES AND…
“The only thing a vegan can kill is a conversation”
British-Irish comedian Jimmy Carr told a joke about vegans on the television British game show A League of Their Own on October 3, 2019. "'You’re a vegan aren’t you, Romesh?' ...…
“The only thing a vegan kills is a conversation”
British-Irish comedian Jimmy Carr told a joke about vegans on the television British game show A League of Their Own on October 3, 2019. "'You’re a vegan aren’t you, Romesh?' ...…
“The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself”
"Flat Earth Society motto: 'We have nothing to sphere but sphere itself.'" was posted on Twitter on April 19, 2011. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" is…
“The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall candles”
"The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall (scented) candles" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people enjoy the scent of the fall season. "Getting…
“The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall scented candles”
"The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall (scented) candles" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people enjoy the scent of the fall season. "Getting…
“The only thing he brought to this job was his car”
People bring their talents to their jobs. "The only thing he/she brought to the job was his/her car" is a work insult. "The only thing he brought to this job was his car." was…
“The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open”
"The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open" is a jocular saying that has been cited on Twitter since April 7, 2011. The saying originated…
“The only thing i have planned for today is to get my new glasses. Then I’ll see what happens”
Many people wait to "see what happens," but that's usually not taken literally. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 30, 2019: "The only thing I have planned for…
“The only thing I know for sure about today is coffee. Everything else is just wild speculation”
"The only thing I know for sure about today is coffee. Everything else is just wild speculation" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'The only thing I know…
“The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is Fish and Chips. And even that I take with a pinch of salt”
Fish and chips in the United Kingdom used to be served wrapped in a newspaper page, although this practice has mostly ended. The fish and chips were literally "in" a newspaper, but were…
“The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine”
"The only thing I throwback on (a) Thursday is a glass of wine" (or "The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is a glass of wine") is a jocular saying about "Throwback…
“The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it”
"But then, I’m good at everything....Except modesty. Subtlety too" is a joke that was posted on the newsgroup alt.teens.intelligent.insanity on July 27, 2000. "I am so incredibly…