“The only thing that will survive the apocalypse is student loans”

Student loans cannot be discharged in a personal bankruptcy. But what about an apocalypse? “@CreditLoan you’re insane if you think student loan lenders won’t survive a Zombie Apocalypse” was posted on Twitter by Guys Nation on May 19, 2011. “In the event of an apocalypse the only things that will survive are cockroaches, Twinkies, TMZ, Four Lokos, Kanye West, and student loans” was posted on Twitter by camille on January 5, 2012.
 
“The only thing that will survive the apocalypse is student loans” was posted on Twitter by ☕netw3rk on May 1, 2015.
 
       
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Guys Nation
@GuysNation
Replying to @CreditLoan
@CreditLoan you’re insane if you think student loan lenders won’t survive a Zombie Apocalypse.
6:00 PM - 19 May 2011
 
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camille
@_OhCamille
In the event of an apocalypse the only things that will survive are cockroaches, Twinkies, TMZ, Four Lokos, Kanye West, and student loans.
1:02 AM - 5 Jan 2012
   
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☕netw3rk
@netw3rk
The only thing that will survive the apocalypse is student loans
8:40 PM - 1 May 2015
   
Twitter
mija
@Tahlyaaa
If you don’t survive the apocalypse your student loans will
10:12 AM - 10 Nov 2015
 
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@tonyhorton23
The only thing that will survive the apocalypse is student loans.
11:03 PM - 14 Apr 2016
   
BuzzFeed
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☕netw3rk
@netw3rk
The only thing that will survive the apocalypse is student loans
8:40 PM - 1 May 2015
   
Twitter
Ryan McElroy
@bryan_mcelroy
Replying to @yesiamdani
just remember the only thing that would survive the apocalypse are student loans and cockroaches #studentloans
9:53 AM - 9 Dec 2016
 
Twitter
Nick Garrison
@NickHGarrison
Things that will survive the Apocalypse:
1) Roaches
2) Student Loan Debt
3) Facebook Event Invites
2:34 PM - 9 Feb 2017
 
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Mitch Gallant
@miminegash
Sorry to disappoint everyone but the only things that will survive a nuclear apocalypse are cockroaches and your student loans
6:24 PM - 8 Aug 2017