“The only thing he brought to this job was his car”
People bring their talents to their jobs. "The only thing he/she brought to the job was his/her car" is a work insult. "The only thing he brought to this job was his car." was…
People bring their talents to their jobs. "The only thing he/she brought to the job was his/her car" is a work insult. "The only thing he brought to this job was his car." was…
"The only thing I fear more than the government shutting down is the government staying open" is a jocular saying that has been cited on Twitter since April 7, 2011. The saying originated…
Many people wait to "see what happens," but that's usually not taken literally. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 30, 2019: "The only thing I have planned for…
"The only thing I know for sure about today is coffee. Everything else is just wild speculation" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'The only thing I know…
"The only thing I throwback on (a) Thursday is a glass of wine" (or "The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is a glass of wine") is a jocular saying about "Throwback…
"But then, I’m good at everything....Except modesty. Subtlety too" is a joke that was posted on the newsgroup alt.teens.intelligent.insanity on July 27, 2000. "I am so incredibly…
Texas weather can change a lot -- and this has sometimes has been compared to women. The song "Boogie Mama" (from the 1998 album Lone Wolf) by Jerry Jeff Walker begins, "Just like…
"Bentley's Second Law of Economics: The only thing more dangerous than an economist is an amateur economist!" has been cited in print since at least 2002. There is no evidence who…
"The only thing not delivered by a truck is a baby" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2000. "If you…
"The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“The only thing that matters in wrestling are your teeth and your testicles. Anything else, keep wrestling, stop whining" is a wrestling saying. Big 9 Conference Hall of Fame Coach Gary…
"The only thing that should be rising is the people" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "The only thing that should be rising is the people of Great…
"The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok, so why is it that the weekends whiz by faster than light…
Student loans cannot be discharged in a personal bankruptcy. But what about an apocalypse? "@CreditLoan you're insane if you think student loan lenders won't survive a Zombie…
Student loans cannot be discharged in a personal bankruptcy. But what about an apocalypse? "@CreditLoan you're insane if you think student loan lenders won't survive a Zombie…
The "prevent defense" is a football defense employed in the last seconds of a game (or a half); extra defensive backs are added to prevent the long touchdown throw. However, the prevent…
British-Irish comedian Jimmy Carr told a joke about vegans on the television British game show A League of Their Own on October 3, 2019. "'You’re a vegan aren’t you, Romesh?' ...…
"The only thing we need from animals is forgiveness" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, we do not need food from animals. "The only thing we need from…
Computer users hate when the computer freezes up as it is "buffering." "The only thing worse than a buffering video is a buffering ad before the video!" was posted on Twitter on…
People don’t like to find a hair in their food -- especially if they're bald. Many chefs are bald. "RT @yourfavwhiteguy: The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is finding…