“Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz”
There is "smooth jazz," but no "chunky jazz." Jazz is not like smooth and chunky peanut butter, but there are jokes. "The last stuff of his I heard was almost like…
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“Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz”
There is "smooth jazz," but no "rough jazz." "Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. Authorship of the…
“Smooth seas make poor sailors”
"Smooth seas make poor sailors" is a nautical proverb that dates to at least 1863. The saying means that smooth seas don't provide sailors with a proper challenge or test to make…
“Smoothie King implies the existence of Roughie King”
There are "smoothies," but no "roughies." "A smoothie implies the existence of a roughie" was posted on Twitter by 𝕷𝖎𝖑 𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖊 on…
“Smoothies are just cold fruit soup”
"Smoothies are just cold fruit soup" is a one-line saying about smoothies that has been printed on many images. "Think of it (smoothies -- ed.) as like a cold, fruit soup" was…
“Smoothies are just pre-chewed food”
A smoothie is sometimes described as pre-chewed food. "smoothies are just another way of saying 'pre-chewed' food" was posted on Twitter by The Ed Variant on August 4, 2011.…
“Smoothies are just pre-chewed fruit”
A smoothie is sometimes described as pre-chewed food. "smoothies are just another way of saying 'pre-chewed' food" was posted on Twitter by The Ed Variant on August 4, 2011.…
“Smoothies are pre-chewed fruit salads”
A smoothie is sometimes described as pre-chewed food. "smoothies are just another way of saying 'pre-chewed' food" was posted on Twitter by The Ed Variant on August 4, 2011.…
“Snails are just a vehicle for garlic and butter”
Many people believe that snails don't taste that great, but are merely an excuse for eating garlic and butter. "Often think snails are overrated. Vehicle for butter and garlic. Chewy like…
“Sneezed all over my toast. Can’t believe it snot butter”
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! is a brand substitute for butter. "I can’t believe it's snot butter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Sneezing with a mask on feels like shitting your pants with your face”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "Sneezing in a face mask feels like shitting your pants but on your face. don’t ask me why" was…
“Snickers without peanuts is a Milky Way. Milky Way without caramel is a 3 Musketeers”
Many American candy bars are similar. "A milky way is just a snikers with out the peanuts and a three musketeers is a snickers without peanuts or carmel and a heath bar just sucks" was…
“Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches”
"Snitches get stitches" (also "snitches wear stitches") is a street slang warning not to cooperate with the police ("snitch") or there will be violence…
“Snopes is for dopes”
Snopes is a fact-checking website. Many people have claimed that Snopes is biased, and that it doesn't do good or honest work. "Snopes is for dopes" is a popular critical saying.…
“Snow banks imply the existence of snow bank heists”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Snow cones are just boneless popsicles”
Ice cream (and other frozen desserts) usually does not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these frozen desserts "boneless popsicles." "Ice cream is just…
“Snow hair, don’t care”
"Snow hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care if snow gets in the hair -- it's what happens in winter. "Snow hair,…
“Snow happens, hot chocolate helps”
"Snow happens hot chocolate helps" is a winter saying of unknown authorship. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2019. Rachel Pitzel January 15, 2020 75 January / Winter…
“Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas in October”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? Sayings that snow in November is caused by people prematurely decorating for Christmas have been printed on…
“Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? "FACT: Snow in October happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are.…