“Slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace”
"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace" is a joke that has been printed on several images. “I slept like a log last night. I must have. I woke up in the fireplace"…
Alphebetical for "s"
“Slice and dice” (“Slices and dices”)
"Slice and dice" (to cut into small cubes) are rhyming words that have been cited in print since at least 1912. The term "slice and dice" has also been used in computer science…
“Sliced cucumbers are just salad cookies”
A photo shows sliced cucumbers, with the sign "salad cookies" added. "Can we take a sec to talk about the fact that my dad just called cucumbers 'salad cookies'" was…
“Slicker than owl shit” (very slick)
To be "slicker than owl shit" is to be very slick. The expression is popular throughout the South, but possibly originated in Texas. "Alcalde oil is as slick as owl grease" was…
“Slightly faulty quiz machine for sale. No questions asked!”
Quiz machines (commercial coin-operated video quiz games) have been installed in pubs in the United Kingdom since the 1980s. "RT @thekeithchegwin: Broken Quiz Machine for sale - No questions…
“Slim Jims are beef scented leather”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“Slim Jims are just beef Twizzlers”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Slim Jims are just greasy meat sticks”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“Slim Jims are just long pepperonis”
Slim Jim has been compared to pepperoni. "slimjims are little meat sticks that taste like pepperoni yum... — yum" was posted on Twitter by maddi on February 2, 2013. "just watched…
“Slim Jims are just meat flavored Laffy Taffy”
"Slim Jim" beef jerky snacks has been compared to "Laffy Taffy" taffy snacks. "He said 'Slim Jim's are the Laffy Taffy of meat" the guy is crazy" was…
“Slim Jims are just meat Twizzlers”
Twizzlers have been compared to beef jerky and to Slim Jim (an American snack brand). "Twizzlers are along the same line as such things as beef jerky; it's delicious and disgusting at the…
“Slim Jims are just spicy leather”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“Slim Jims are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat grease wrapped in leather”
Slim Jim is an American snack brand, but it can be an acquired taste. For many people, a Slim Jim tastes like grease and leather. "SlimJims are greasy meat sticks, i dare you to squeeze…
“Sloppy joes are just beanless chili sandwiches”
A sloppy joe sandwich has been compared to chili, made into a chili sandwich. "A chili sandwich? You mean a sloppy Joe?" was posted on Twitter by Callie Kimball on February 23, 2010.…
“Sloppy joes are just chili sandwiches”
A sloppy joe sandwich has been compared to chili, made into a chili sandwich. "A chili sandwich? You mean a sloppy Joe?" was posted on Twitter by Callie Kimball on February 23, 2010.…
“Sloppy joes are just drunk hamburgers”
English-American comedian John Oliver, host of the HBO television show Last Week Tonight, said on "Shallow Dives (Web Exclusive)" on YouTube on July 5, 2015: "Sloppy joes.…
“Slow as molasses in January”
Molasses flows slowly, but it flows even more slowly when a tree is cold or frozen (such as in the winter month of January). The expression "slow as (cold) molasses" has been cited in…
“Slow cookers are just electric cauldrons”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Slow food is good food”
The "slow food" movement (the opposite of "fast food") was founded in Italy in 1986. The movement encourages regional cuisines and locally grown food. The saying "slow food…
“Slow runners make fast runners look good. You’re welcome!”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Slow runners make fast runners look good. You're welcome!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterTriathlon Montreal @TriMontrealThe…