“Smoothies are just pre-chewed fruit”
A smoothie is sometimes described as pre-chewed food.
“smoothies are just another way of saying ‘pre-chewed’ food” was posted on Twitter by The Ed Variant on August 4, 2011. “Smoothies are literally pre-chewed fruit” was posted on Twitter by reagan on March 31, 2014. “A fruit smoothie is like pre-chewed food” was posted on Twitter by Jokeindex on November 12, 2014. “A smoothie is just pre-chewed fruit” was posted on Twitter by Jim Casale on May 4, 2015. “A smoothie is just a pre-chewed fruit and yogurt platter” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 23, 2015. “smoothies are just pre-chewed fruit. I will not be taking questions at this time” was posted on Twitter by Fantastic Mr. Fuck on September 27, 2019. “A smoothie is just pre-chewed food” was posted on Twitter by Tati on May 5, 2020. “Smoothies are just pre-chewed food” was posted on Twitter by “I’m 1.9 meters” on May 22, 2020. “Smoothies are pre-chewed fruit” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on December 30, 2021.
“I think that’s why the idea if the green smoothie was conceived. Pre-chewed salad, for optimal nutrient absorption” was posted on Twitter by Abi Bechtel on October 19, 2013. “This green smoothie tasted like pre-chewed salad” was posted on Twitter by Angela on June 15, 2014. “Yoooo smoothies are pretty much pre-chewed fruit salads” was posted on Twitter by Laur on February 22, 2016. “smoothies are pre-chewed fruit salads” was posted on Twitter by Caurinus (aka Norwesterncrow) on February 10, 2020. “Smoothies are basically pre-chewed fruit salads” was posted on Twitter by “Mother said it is my turn with the serotonin” on June 2, 2021.
“Smoothies are just fruits and vegetables pre-chewed for us by robots. #InTheFutureAlready” was posted on Twitter by Allen Peacock on December 16, 2017. “A smoothie is a meal that a robot has pre-chewed for you” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 26, 2018. “A smoothie is basically just a meal that’s been pre-chewed by a machine” was posted on Twitter by Coffeemancer Vanvidum on July 3, 2019. “a smoothie is a pre-chewed robot meal” was posted on Twitter by akane on July 5, 2019. “Smoothies are simply food that’s been pre-chewed by a robot” was posted on Twitter by ɐssǝʇ on January 17, 2021.
Wikipedia: Smoothie
A smoothie or smoothy is a drink made by puréeing fruit and vegetables in a blender. A smoothie often has a liquid base such as fruit juice, dairy products, such as milk, yogurt, ice cream or cottage cheese. Other ingredients are often added, including non-dairy milk, crushed ice, sweeteners (honey or sugar), vinegar, whey powder, chocolate or nutritional supplements.
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The Ed Variant
@EdTheAdm
smoothies are just another way of saying “pre-chewed” food
12:44 PM · Aug 4, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Gaurav Gulati
@DoubleGXG
Replying to @becca10888
@becca10888 Uh, a smoothie is totally food. It’s just food that’s been like pre-chewed for you.
5:09 PM · Oct 13, 2012·Twitter for Android
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Abi Bechtel
@abianne
Replying to @Ahab_Of_Gilead
@Ahab_Of_Gilead I think that’s why the idea if the green smoothie was conceived. Pre-chewed salad, for optimal nutrient absorption.
5:45 PM · Oct 19, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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reagan
@altreagan
Smoothies are literally pre-chewed fruit. Like why would you eat that??
10:44 PM · Mar 31, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Angela
@Angelayang
This green smoothie tasted like pre-chewed salad.
11:33 PM · Jun 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Matt Barrios
@mt_barrios
So smoothies are basically just pre-chewed meals?
INTO IT. Chewing is the WORST! #boochewing
12:54 PM · Sep 30, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Daniel Burton
@dpburton
When you think about it, smoothies are just prechewed food.
5:19 PM · Nov 11, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Jokeindex
@jokeindex
A fruit smoothie is like pre-chewed food http://jokeindex.com
12:06 AM · Nov 12, 2014·Conquent Update Tool
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Jim Casale
@Phrost_
A smoothie is just pre-chewed fruit
7:27 AM · May 4, 2015·Twitter for Android
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ellyse navidad
@bendildo
Smoothies are just fruits pre-chewed for you convenience
11:07 AM · Aug 24, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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ddawg Ⓥ She/Her
@Dddkingbitch
A smoothie is like having fruit that is pre-chewed
12:19 PM · Sep 2, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Mikebyrneyadigg September 23, 2015
A smoothie is just a pre-chewed fruit and yogurt platter.
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Corey Vaughan
@corey_vaughan
Smoothies are just pre-chewed food, right? #foodforthought
11:22 AM · Jan 6, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Laur
@wombatlover2
Yoooo smoothies are pretty much pre-chewed fruit salads
1:15 AM · Feb 22, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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ben_burnes
@ben_burnes
Smoothies are basically a big glass of pre-chewed food.
9:46 AM · Apr 11, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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megan
@meganpriidmore
Drinking a smoothie is like eating pre-chewed food
6:27 PM · Apr 28, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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[Watermelon]
@suavissim
A smoothie is just pre-chewed fruit
9:20 PM · Aug 25, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Upbeat Former Prof
@upbeatprof
As I hit pulse on the blender to make a yummy green smoothie, I realize that I’m excited about pre-chewed salad
9:18 AM · Feb 27, 2017·Twitter for Android
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kat
@katerinabucket
smoothies are just extremely pre-chewed fruit
4:45 AM · Oct 15, 2017·TweetDeck
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Allen Peacock
@allenpeacock
Smoothies are just fruits and vegetables pre-chewed for us by robots.
#InTheFutureAlready
8:17 PM · Dec 16, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/p000b September 1, 2018
Smoothies are just pre-chewed food
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/rolldropstop September 26, 2018
A smoothie is a meal that a robot has pre-chewed for you.
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John W Hargis Sr
@jwhargissr
Replying to @DailyMail
Blended smoothies are solid food, it’s just pre-chewed, LOL #smh
11:20 AM · Jun 27, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum
@Vanvidum
A smoothie is basically just a meal that’s been pre-chewed by a machine.
9:21 AM · Jul 3, 2019·TweetDeck
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akane
@poppyakanee
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- a doorway is a short tunnel
- when a dating app works it loses two users
- a smoothie is a pre-chewed robot meal
- when someone named Ted speaks he’s always giving a TED Talk
- when you’re sick, your advice is to literally stay out of school to do drugs…
11:57 PM · Jul 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Lawmom
@Lawmom
You all know that smoothies are just pre-chewed food right?
3:17 PM · Sep 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Fantastic Mr. Fuck
@AlisaYefi
smoothies are just pre-chewed fruit. I will not be taking questions at this time.
3:42 PM · Sep 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Caurinus (aka Norwesterncrow)
@NorWesternCrow
Replying to @deathpigeon and @benjanun_s
smoothies are pre-chewed fruit salads
11:13 PM · Feb 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Tati
@tatijana_mariaa
A smoothie is just pre-chewed food.
5:04 PM · May 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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I’m 1.9 meters
@TylrTheCarpentr
Smoothies are just pre-chewed food
2:13 PM · May 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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ThreeToeJoe
@ThreeToeJoe
Smoothies are just pre-chewed food.
7:39 AM · Dec 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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ɐssǝʇ
@teakuhl
Smoothies are simply food that’s been pre-chewed by a robot
11:50 PM · Jan 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Mother said it is my turn with the serotonin
@pandaraUwU
Smoothies are basically pre-chewed fruit salads
7:20 AM · Jun 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Tom Farnsworth
@tomfromtheweb
A smoothie is just prechewed food.
1:17 PM · Oct 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/saltychickentenders December 30, 2021
Smoothies are pre-chewed fruit