“Slow walk” (“low and slow” barbecue)
The Original Texas Barbecue King in downtown Los Angeles, California advertises: Barbecue King started out as the brainchild of Rod Daniels, using many of the recipes handed down to him by his…
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“Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hitting”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksCharlie HustleBy Pete Rose with Bob HertzelEnglewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall1975Pg. 82:Yogi Berra, so the story goes, hadn't had a hit in quite some…
“Slushies are just boneless popsicles”
Ice cream (and other frozen desserts) usually does not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these frozen desserts "boneless popsicles." "Ice cream is just…
“Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to quarantine in their homes. It was difficult for some people -- especially people who were not working -- to differentiate weekdays from…
“Smart girls open their minds, easy girls open their legs, foolish girls open their hearts”
"Smart girls open their minds, easy girls open their legs, (and) foolish girls open their hearts" is a saying that has been printed on posters and has been very popular on Twitter.…
“Smart water implies the existence of dumb water”
Glaceau Smartwater is a brand of bottled water. Is there "dumb water"? "I feel like the existence of smart water implies the existence of its opposite: dumb water, which I can only…
“Smarties are a poor man’s M&M’s”
The candies Smarties (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), M&M's (introduced in the United States in 1941) and Sixlets (introduced in Canada by 1960) have been compared to each…
“Smash the pastryarchy by eating all the gender rolls”
“Pastryarchy” is a portmanteau of “pastry” and “patriarchy.” "SMASH THE PASTRYARCHY" was posted on Twitter by B-Cam on May 31, 2010. "#pastryarchy" (and a link to…
“Smile. It will either warm their heart or piss them off. Either way, you win!”
"Smile. It will either warm their heart or piss them off. Either way, you win!" is a jocular saying about smiling that has been printed on many images. "Above all else don't…
“Smile. It’s Friday”
"Smile. It's Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the last work day of the week. "S-M-I-L-E IT'S FRIDAY" was printed in the…
“Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“Smoke brisket, not crack”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not drugs”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not meth”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not weed”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke detector batteries only go out between 1 and 3 AM”
Smoke detector batteries start ot beep when they're low, and this always seems to happen in the middle of the night. "why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making…
“Smoke tires, not drugs” (bumper sticker)
"Smoke tires, not drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images, especially bumper stickers. The tires "smoke" by fast driving. "I favorited a YouTube…
“Smoked salmon should be sliced so thin, you can read the New York Times through it”
"Smoked salmon should be sliced so thin, you can read the New York Times through it" is an old saying of unknown authorship. "The cucumbers...should be sliced so thin you can read…
“Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it”
A joke about cured meats is: "Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it." "So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon…
“Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in”
"Smonday" is a portmanteau of the words "Sunday" and "Monday." "Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks…