“Snow is like a man” or “Snow is like sex” or “Sex is like snow” (joke)
"Snow is like a man" or "Snow is like sex" or "Sex is like snow" or "Sex is like a snowstorm" is the start of an old joke that has been printed on many…
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“Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“Snow isn’t dangerous, but ISIS”
The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) gained prominence in early 2014. "ISIS" sounds like "ice is." "Is snow a potential terror threat? No, but Isis" was posted…
“Snow that doesn’t stick is disappointment rain”
"Snow that doesn't stick is just worthless cold ass rain... sigh" was posted on Twitteron November 30, 2010. "Snow that doesn't stick is just fluffy rain…
“Snow White is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious”
In the story Snow White, the titled character eats a poisoned apple and falls into a deep slumber. This was posted on Bluesky by ceej on APril 17, 2025, and it received over 5,300 likes: "snow…
“Snow: Shit No One Wants”
"Snow is not a word, but an acronym for S-hit, N-o, O-ne, W-ants" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Snow: Shit No One Wants" has also been printed on…
“Snowbanks imply the existence of snow credit unions”
A snowbank is a mound of snow. It's not like a bank that has money, but there are jokes. "Snowbanks multiplying everyday...gonna withdraw me some snowmoney #SnowStacks" was posted on…
“Snowflakes are kisses from heaven”
"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven is a saying of unknown authorship that has been printed on many images. "Snowflakes, like little white kisses from heaven" was cited in the Chicago…
“Snowflakes are winter’s butterflies”
"A snowflake is winter's butterfly" (or the plural, "Snowflakes are winter's butterflies") is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. Snowflakes and…
“Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled”
"Snowmen come/fall from heaven unassembled" is a winter saying that has been printed on many holiday cards. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2001 and is of unknown…
“Snowy hair, don’t care”
"Snow hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't care if snow gets in the hair -- it's what happens in winter. "Snow hair,…
“So ‘naked running’ apparently means no music, no watch, no GPS… Now they tell me”
A "naked run" ("naked running") means running without electronics -- no iPhone, iPod, watch, etc. It does not mean running without clothes (although the context of the term…
“So a hipster walks into a bar and says, ‘This bar sucks, It’s full of hipsters’” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several "hipster" versions that have been printed on images. "So a…
“So apparently 50% of homeowning is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts…”
"So apparently 50% of homeowning is hearing strange noises and hoping they are made by ghosts because I can’t afford to fix them" was posted on Twitter by Beth Boyle Machlan on December…
“So apparently they said frittatas, not free tatas. I’m banned from Golden Corral’s breakfast”
"Frittatas" shouldn't be confused with "free tatas" ("tatas" = tits), but there are jokes. "Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas"…
“So broke I buy groceries at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“So broke I shop at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“So does everyone have a collection of grocery bags that they store inside of a grocery bag?”
Many people have a collection of grocery bags -- that they keep inside of a grocery bag. "And to my children I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag" is…
“So dry the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are spitting…” (Texas heat joke)
The extremely hot Texas weather has been the subject of many jokes, such as this one (from 1953): "It is so dry that the Baptists are sprinkling and the Methodists are using just a damp…
“So dumb you need a half hour to cook Minute Rice” (food joke)
Minute Rice is a trademarked product that was introduced in 1949. It takes a few minutes to make Minute Rice, not necessarily just one minute. "So dumb/stupid you need a half hour (or hour) to…