"Just Say No (to drugs)" was a public service advertising campaign in the 1980s and 1990s. There have been many jokes about "talking to drugs." "They said 'Say no to…
"Say what you will about the south, but no one retires and moves up north" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "say why you want about the south... but no one retires…
A politically incorrect joke about pedophiles is that "at least they drive slowly through school zones." "RT from a Facebook friend: 'you may not like pedophiles, but at least…
Alcohol is a drug. "The term 'Drugs and alcohol' is like saying 'Food and mashed potatoes'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer on April 20, 2004.…
Many people greet the cold weather by saying, "Fuck, it's cold!" "Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold" was posted on Twitter by 30andTired on December 11,…
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to…
"Scaffolding: I'm a supporter" is a jocular one-liner that was posted on Twitter on February 1, 2014. "Scaffolding...I'm a supporter" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners…
There are no scallops in scalloped potatoes -- but there are jokes about this. "There's a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes" was posted on Twitter by Eat 24 on…
Scallops have been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "scallops are the savory marshmallows of the sea. And yes that means they're delicious" was posted on Twitter by Ted King…
Scallops have been called the "marshmallows of the sea" because of the physical resemblance. "Some gourmets claim that the tiny bay scallops, which resemble miniature marshmallows…
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
"SCAM ALERT There's an organization going around by the name I R S claiming you owe them money" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Beware of anyone calling from the…
Law school normally lasts for three years, but some have argued that the third year is not necessary. An old law school saying is that they "scare you to death" in the first year,…
"Scared money never wins" is a gambler's adage that was used in New York City in the 1940s and 1950s. The adage has been used in poker, horseracing and (perhaps inevitably) Wall…
"Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one" is one of New York's most famous jingles. Schaefer closed its doors in the 1970s, ending the great history of…
"Schizophrenia beats dining alone" is a joke that has been credited to American composer Oscar Levant (1906-1972) since at least 2000, but there's no documentary evidence that he…
Are there "gift cards" for college? "Scholarships are just gift cards for college" was posted on Twitter on January 10, 2016. "Scholarships are basically giftcards for…
"School minutes are longer than regular minutes" is a saying popular with students who can't wait to get out of school. "It seems as though school minutes are 269 seconds rather…
School bells are ringing loud and clear; vacation’s over, school is here" is a school saying that has been printed on several images. The lines are from the short poem "School" by…