“Say ‘Cheese!’”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Jokes on the saying include “I was never a photogenic person, mainly because when everyone said cheese I said ‘where?!‘“, "I wonder how many photographers…
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“Say boo and scary on”
"Say boo and scary on" is a Halloween saying that has been printed on many images. The saying borrows on the famous British World War II "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster.…
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with endless possibilities”
“Say hello to Monday and to a brand new week filled with endless possibilities" is a Monday motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work…
“Say No to Drugs, Say Yes to Tacos”
"Say No to Drugs, Say Yes to Tacos" is a popular Tex-Mex (or Cal-Mex) slogan of unknown origin. First Lady Nancy Reagan began a campaign of "Just say no" to drugs in October…
“Say no to drugs. Then again, if you’re talking to drugs, you’re probably on drugs”
"Just Say No (to drugs)" was a public service advertising campaign in the 1980s and 1990s. There have been many jokes about "talking to drugs." "They said 'Say no to…
“Say what you will about the south, but no one retires and moves up north”
"Say what you will about the south, but no one retires and moves up north" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "say why you want about the south... but no one retires…
“Say whatever you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly through school zones”
A politically incorrect joke about pedophiles is that "at least they drive slowly through school zones." "RT from a Facebook friend: 'you may not like pedophiles, but at least…
“Saying ‘drugs and alcohol’ is like saying ‘vegetables and potatoes’”
Alcohol is a drug. "The term 'Drugs and alcohol' is like saying 'Food and mashed potatoes'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer on April 20, 2004.…
“Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold”
Many people greet the cold weather by saying, "Fuck, it's cold!" "Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold" was posted on Twitter by 30andTired on December 11,…
“Saying that you don’t care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than…”
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to…
“Scaffolding—I’m a supporter”
"Scaffolding: I'm a supporter" is a jocular one-liner that was posted on Twitter on February 1, 2014. "Scaffolding...I'm a supporter" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners…
“Scalloped potatoes don’t contain any seafood. This is clearly false advertising”
There are no scallops in scalloped potatoes -- but there are jokes about this. "There's a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes" was posted on Twitter by Eat 24 on…
“Scallops are just savory marshmallows”
Scallops have been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "scallops are the savory marshmallows of the sea. And yes that means they're delicious" was posted on Twitter by Ted King…
“Scallops are the marshmallows of the sea”
Scallops have been called the "marshmallows of the sea" because of the physical resemblance. "Some gourmets claim that the tiny bay scallops, which resemble miniature marshmallows…
“Scallops are the tater tots of the ocean”
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
“Scallops are the tater tots of the sea”
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…
“SCAM ALERT: There’s an organization going around called ‘IRS’ claiming you owe them money”
"SCAM ALERT There's an organization going around by the name I R S claiming you owe them money" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Beware of anyone calling from the…
“Scare you to death, work you to death, then bore you to death” (law school’s three years)
Law school normally lasts for three years, but some have argued that the third year is not necessary. An old law school saying is that they "scare you to death" in the first year,…
“Scared money never wins” (gambling, Wall Street adage)
"Scared money never wins" is a gambler's adage that was used in New York City in the 1940s and 1950s. The adage has been used in poker, horseracing and (perhaps inevitably) Wall…
“Schaefer Is the One Beer to Have When You’re Having More Than One” (Schaefer Beer)
"Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one" is one of New York's most famous jingles. Schaefer closed its doors in the 1970s, ending the great history of…