“Save your pennies and the sales tax will take care of them”
Pennies are almost worthless, but are often used to pay the odd amounts after a sales tax is added. "Save up your pennies and the sales tax will take care of them" is a sales tax saying…
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“Save your tears for your pasta water”
"Save your tears for your pasta water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Save your tears" is an old expression, meaning that crying will not improve the…
“Saving is a very fine thing, especially when your parents have done it for you”
"Saving is a very fine thing, especially when your parents have done it for you" is a jocular statement that has been credited to Winston Churchill (1874-1965) since at least 1968 and…
“Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon”
The Millennium Falcon (a fictional starship in the Star Wars franchise) shouldn't be confused with a "Millennial Falcon," but there are jokes. The jokes are based on the fact that…
“Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone..”
"Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Saw a fat kid wearing an ‘I Love Hip Hop” shirt. The letters ‘C’ and ‘S’ must have washed off”
"Just seen a fat bird wearing a t-shirt saying ‘I Love hip hop’....... ha ha.... the c and the s must have fallen off!!" was posted on Twitter by dan.e.ligner on February 10, 2011.…
“Saw a fat kid wearing an ‘I Love Hip Hop” shirt. The letters ‘C’ and ‘S’ must have washed off”
"Just seen a fat bird wearing a t-shirt saying ‘I Love hip hop’....... ha ha.... the c and the s must have fallen off!!" was posted on Twitter by dan.e.ligner on February 10, 2011.…
“Saw a market selling nothing but fruit, sherry, custard and sponge fingers. It was a trifle bazaar”
"Trifle bizarre" (meaning "a bit strange") shouldn't be confused with "trifle bazaar" (meaning "a market that sells trifles"), but there are jokes.…
“Saw a pack of gummy worms that read ‘No artificial flavor’...”
Gummy worms do not taste like read worms, and there's a humorous comment about that. "Saw a pack of gummy worms that read 'No artificial flavor.' Who buys gummy worms hoping…
“Saw a sign saying ‘Hidden Dip,’ went round the corner and crashed into a huge tub of guacamole”
"Hidden dip" is a road sign. This has nothing to do with "dipping sauce," but there are jokes. "Was driving the other day and saw a sign saying 'Hidden Dip', went…
“Sawdust is man glitter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. The Town LineI’M JUST CURIOUS: New T-shirt sayings June 27, 2018by Debbie Walker(...)Sawdust is Man glitter!
“Say ‘Cheese!’”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Jokes on the saying include “I was never a photogenic person, mainly because when everyone said cheese I said ‘where?!‘“, "I wonder how many photographers…
“Say boo and scary on”
"Say boo and scary on" is a Halloween saying that has been printed on many images. The saying borrows on the famous British World War II "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster.…
“Say No to Drugs, Say Yes to Tacos”
"Say No to Drugs, Say Yes to Tacos" is a popular Tex-Mex (or Cal-Mex) slogan of unknown origin. First Lady Nancy Reagan began a campaign of "Just say no" to drugs in October…
“Say no to drugs. Then again, if you’re talking to drugs, you’re probably on drugs”
"Just Say No (to drugs)" was a public service advertising campaign in the 1980s and 1990s. There have been many jokes about "talking to drugs." "They said 'Say no to…
“Say what you will about the south, but no one retires and moves up north”
"Say what you will about the south, but no one retires and moves up north" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "say why you want about the south... but no one retires…
“Say whatever you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly through school zones”
A politically incorrect joke about pedophiles is that "at least they drive slowly through school zones." "RT from a Facebook friend: 'you may not like pedophiles, but at least…
“Saying ‘drugs and alcohol’ is like saying ‘vegetables and potatoes’”
Alcohol is a drug. "The term 'Drugs and alcohol' is like saying 'Food and mashed potatoes'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer on April 20, 2004.…
“Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold”
Many people greet the cold weather by saying, "Fuck, it's cold!" "Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold" was posted on Twitter by 30andTired on December 11,…
“Saying that you don’t care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than…”
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to…