"Porktuguese" (Portuguese language + pork) is not a language that exists, but there are jokes. "Learning the language that Brazilian pigs speak...porktuguese" was posted on…
Pornography is often accused of giving young people unrealistic expectations about sex. A joke gives a twist to this. "Porn is so unrealistic, there's no way you'd ever get a plumber…
The Pulp & The Bean, a Crown Heights coffee shop, in November 2010 offered "The Dieci" (Italian for "ten") -- ten shots of espresso in one cup (20 ounces). "It just…
"PSA DONT have sex with your co-workers....unless you do porn!!" is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter on February 1, 2012. "My porn career was over really fast when I…
Pornhub is a Canadian-owned internet pornography website. A joke is that the website is for "sick fucks" -- the word "sick" meaning "twisted" or…
"Porsches are just spicy Volkswagens" is a car saying that has been printed on many images. Porsche is owned by Volkswagen AG, and there is a car called the Porsche Cayenne. "Audis…
"Bar" sounds like "baa" when spoken by someone who drops the "r" sound. A joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Hall on January 13, 2015: "I asked a porter why there…
Portland has been dubbed "where hipsters go to retire" and "where young people go to retire." "Colin Meloy once heard it (Portland, Oregon -- ed.) referred to as the place…
"Positive anything is better than negative nothing" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. American writer and philosopher Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) was…
The Roger Smith Hotel is located on a hotel row, at 501 Lexington Avenue. Its slogan is "Positive, Open, Friendly." http://www.jimsdeli.com/lodging/42-51_e/rogsmith.htmRoger Smith…
"Positivity is like coffee. It stirs your spirit and brightens your day" is a coffee sayng that has been printed on many images. "Positivity is like coffee. It stirs your spirit and…
There is a "post office," but no "pre office." "they don't call it the 'pre office' or the 'now office'...they call it the post office..." was…
"Post/Tweet what you want. We can delete it in the morning. -- Alcohol" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. By the morning, the damage has been already…
"Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as 'fake news'" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. That is, it's fake that the house…
"Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as 'fake news'" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. That is, it's fake that the house…
"Posting and toasting" is a basketball term popularized by Walt Frazier, a New York Knicks player and later a color commentator for the team. To "post up" in basketball means to…
"MAJOR ACCIDENT ON I-35 A TRUCK HAULING SALTY SNACK HAS SPILLED ITS CARGO – EXPECT DE-LAYS®" was posted on Twitter by Oscar on April 23, 2014. "Potato chip truck accident on the…
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…