A joke is told about lawyer jokes: "The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes." This joke about lawyer…
A joke is told about lawyer jokes: "The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes." This joke about lawyer…
An old Soviet joke is that government propaganda got so bad, and the past was rewritten so much, that people didn't know what will happen yesterday. The form of the joke, however, became…
"Procaffinator, n., One who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea" -- a portmanteau of "procrastinator" and "caffeine" -- is a jocular coffee…
Processed food is generally believed to be bad, but this joke was posted on X/Twitter by furby hancock on May 14, 2023, and has been printed on several images: "Processed food was literally…
"Procrastidrinking" (procrastinating + drinking) is a portmanteau word that has been printed on many images. "Procrastidrinking The act of putting off work or other duties by…
"Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Procrastination…
"Easier said than done" is an old saying. "Procrastination is easier done than said" was posted on Twitter on September 19, 2010, and again on Twitter on April 1, 2011.…
Entry in progress -- B.P."Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. HuffPostTHE BLOG 07/13/2016 03:45 pm…
"Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. They saying was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2007, and is of unknown…
"Products are made in the factory, but brands are created in the mind" is a popular saying that has been credited to brand designer Walter Landor (1913-1995). It's uncertain when he…
"Professional courtesy" in the punchline to one of the most famous of lawyer jokes. A lawyer fell into shark-infested waters, but wasn't harmed because of "professional…
"Profit is not a four-letter word" is a slogan defending capitalism. The saying means that making money is not inherently a bad thing. "Profit is not a four-letter word" dates…
"Profits are an opinion, cash is a fact" (or "Profit is an opinion, cash is a fact" or "Earnings are an opinion, cash is a fact") is cited in print from the early…
"Profits are the mother's milk of stocks" is a Wall Street adage popularized by American business author, columnist, and television host Lawrence Kudlow. Kudlow has used the saying…
Hungarian mathematician Alfréd Rényi (1921-1970) is credited for saying, "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." "Programmer -- an organism that turns…
"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life" is a jocular programming saying that has been printed on many images. Michael Sinz (Amiga…
"Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Democratic presidential nominee Adlai Stevenson II (1900-1965) was…
"Authoritarianism/ Communism/ Government/ Liberalism/ Marxism/ Progressivism/ Socialism/ Statism: Ideas so good, they have to be mandatory" is a political saying that has been printed on…
Walmart stores are often open 24 hours a day. "Sluts are like Walmart.Everybody makes fun of them,but at 4am when ur inside of 1,ur like 'I'm kinda glad these are around'(Joke…