“Pop-Tarts imply the existence of Mom-Tarts”
Pop-Tarts is a brand of toaster pastries. There are no “Mom-Tarts,” but this was suggested in the newsgroup alt.sexual.abuse.recovery on July 27, 1994.
“Pop-Tarts have been around since 1964 and I say it’s time for Mom-Tarts!” was posted on Twitter by Scott WeinBoo! on January 30, 2019. “Poptarts imply the existence of Momtarts” was posted on Twitter by Groo The Guru on May 9, 2019. “Pop-tarts imply the existence of Mom-tarts, and I think I’ve defined half the women on Twitter” was posted on Twitter by mandala.. on January 8, 2020.
“Why are there poptarts but no momtarts? Because of the pastryarchy” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 25, 2021. “Pastryarchy” is a portmanteau of “pastry” and “patriarchy.” “What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?”/“A pastryarchy” is a related riddle.
Wikipedia: Pop-Tarts
Pop-Tarts is a brand of toaster pastries that the Kellogg Company introduced in 1964. Pop-Tarts have a sugary filling sealed inside two layers of thin, rectangular pastry crust. Most varieties are also frosted. Although sold pre-cooked, they are designed to be warmed inside a toaster or microwave oven.
Google Groups: alt.sexual.abuse.recovery
Pop-Tarts! Pop-Tarts! Pop-Tarts!
Tigger
Jul 27, 1994, 3:55:04 AM
(...)
Change the name of Pop-Tarts to “Parent-Tarts”, so we can get involved, too!
Yours for a better world for desserts everywhere,
Mom-Tarts
(A victim of illegal sexual discrimination)
Twitter
Bre
@BeeAre_Eee
Ok, so they have poptarts, y dnt they have momtarts
*~Confused.!~*
1:41 PM · Jan 14, 2011·Twitter SMS
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Tailz ピッコロ
@Tails4u2nv
One time I had poptarts… Why don’t you bring me some momtarts. - Chip
9:59 PM · Aug 14, 2011·MOTOBLUR
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Rick Aaron
@RickAaron
Lots of Poptarts but no Momtarts. Do they at least have SweeTarts?
Retweeting this would be retarted.
11:33 PM · Oct 14, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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boring ethan
@EthamSnith
pop-tarts why don’t you bring me some mom-tarts
10:32 AM · Mar 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Scott WeinBoo!
@scottEmovienerd
Pop-Tarts have been around since 1964 and I say it’s time for Mom-Tarts!
4:38 PM · Jan 30, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Groo The Guru
@grootheguru
Poptarts imply the existence of Momtarts.
2:27 PM · May 9, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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mandala..
@SweetArpeggio
Pop-tarts imply the existence of Mom-tarts, and I think I’ve defined half the women on Twitter.
7:49 AM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Digital Dima
@DigitalDima
Poptarts, what’s next? Momtarts?
From The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall
1:33 PM · Apr 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/alerionfire October 25, 2021
Why are there poptarts but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
Twitter
mariana Z
@mariana057
Why is it there are poptarts but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
11:13 AM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Why are there poptarts but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
1:32 PM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter for iPhone