“Pop-Tarts are just dry breakfast ravioli”

Various foods have been described as “dry ravioli” (that is, pocket-like and without sauce).
     
“Pop-Tarts are breakfast ravioli” is a frequent saying. “poptarts are just large breakfast ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by ✮ caralynn ✮ on March 9, 2016. “pop tarts are just breakfast ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by clernobyl on August 13, 2016. “Pop tarts are just breakfast ravioli. #WOKE #AF” was posted on X/Twitter by andy corbin on February 13, 2017. “Pop tarts are just dry breakfast ravioli” was posted on Facebook by Ryan Jones on May 31, 2018.
 
“Poptarts are just dry ravioli right?” was posted on X/Twitter by Crank on July 31, 2017. “Pop tarts are just dried ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by Glo$ on February 27, 2018. “Pop tarts are just dry ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by matthew james on October 28, 2018.
 
“Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by Caige Hall on November 2, 2014. “Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by Bo Orton on May 28, 2017. “Pizza rolls are dry ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by jess baker on March 1, 2018. “Pizza bites are just dry ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by Steve Bargdill on December 22, 2021.
 
“Uncrustables are dry ravioli” was posted on X/Twitter by Jason Goes to Hell on October 16, 2024.
 
   
Wikipedia: Ravioli
Ravioli (Italian: [raviˈɔli]; sg.: raviolo, Italian: [raviˈɔlo]) are a type of stuffed pasta comprising a filling enveloped in thin pasta dough. Usually served in broth or with a sauce, they originated as a traditional food in Italian cuisine. Ravioli are commonly square, though other forms are also used, including circular and semi-circular (mezzelune).
 
Wikipedia: Pizza snack rolls
Pizza snack rolls (also called pizza rolls, pizza bites, pizza snacks, or pizza poppers) are a frozen food product consisting of bite-sized breaded pizza pockets with an interior of tomato sauce, imitation cheese, and various pizza toppings.
 
Wikipedia: Pop-Tarts
Pop-Tarts (stylized as pop•tarts) is an American brand of toaster pastries produced and distributed by Kellanova (formerly Kellogg’s) since 1964, consisting of a sweet filling sealed inside two layers of thin, rectangular pastry crust.
 
Wikipedia:  Sealed crustless sandwich
A sealed crustless sandwich consists of a filling between two layers of crimp-sealed bread, with the crust removed. (...) In the United States, mass-produced crustless sealed sandwiches were introduced in 1995, in Fargo, North Dakota by David Geske and Len Kretchman — at the time marketing as Incredible Uncrustables to schools in the Midwest, with fifty employees making roughly 35,000 of the sealed sandwiches daily by 1998.
 
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Caige Hall
@CaigeHall
Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli. And one ravioli is apparently called a raviolo. I’m uncomfortable.
10:55 PM · Nov 2, 2014
     
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✮ caralynn ✮
@whotheeffisben
poptarts are just large breakfast ravioli.
2:19 PM · Mar 9, 2016
   
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clernobyl
@pissedpierogi
pop tarts are just breakfast ravioli
10:58 AM · Aug 13, 2016 from Downers Grove, IL
 
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andy corbin
@mannychurbin
Pop tarts are just breakfast ravioli. #WOKE #AF
7:00 PM · Feb 13, 2017
   
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Max A.H.G.
@mxgauthor
Pop tarts are breakfast ravioli discuss
1:41 AM · May 25, 2017
 
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Bo Orton
@BoROrton
Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli
7:56 PM · May 28, 2017
 
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Crank
@MagnumChillr
Poptarts are just dry ravioli right?
10:54 PM · Jul 31, 2017 from Carrollton, KY
     
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Glo$
@FreeMoneyGlo
Pop tarts are just dried ravioli
11:59 AM · Feb 27, 2018
 
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jess baker
@bakeractedagain
Pizza rolls are dry ravioli
1:47 PM · Mar 1, 2018 from Titusville, FL
 
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Leonard Ingram
March 2, 2018 at 5:22 PM ·
“Pop Tarts” are just dry ravioli
     
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ariel 🎃
@breezy_mermaid
a pizza roll is just dry ravioli
11:38 PM · Mar 17, 2018
 
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Tweets By Samson
@SamsonSays23
When you think about it, poptarts are really just dry ravioli
7:30 PM · May 6, 2018
     
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Ryan Jones
May 31, 2018 at 8:59 PM ·
Pop tarts are just dry breakfast ravioli.
     
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memo
@MtotheEMO
Poptarts are just breakfast ravioli.
11:19 PM · Jul 18, 2018
   
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Liam Smith
@Liamsmith522
Poptarts are breakfast ravioli
@PopTartsUS
9:33 AM · Jul 20, 2018
 
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Tyler Ostrowski
@The_Real_TylerO
Pizza rolls will now be called “dry ravioli.” Thanks.
4:48 PM · Aug 4, 2018
 
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cody is absolute
@DowellRod
Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli
11:47 PM · Oct 14, 2018
 
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matthew james
@Matt_Carlson22
Pop tarts are just dry ravioli
11:12 AM · Oct 28, 2018
           
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MegzSpace
@HapaKamoaGurl
Pizza rolls is just dried ravioli or mini pizza pockets.. #dumbthoughts
4:48 PM · Nov 13, 2018
 
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Ruchi🪷
@cinnamontoastrs
PopTarts are just sweet dried ravioli!!
3:28 PM · Mar 24, 2019
 
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Perc Thuggins
@KaiThaOne1
Pizza rolls are just dried ravioli without being smothered in sauce
5:47 PM · Oct 21, 2019
     
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Britton
@PoliticalPuffin
Cheeze-its are just freeze dried ravioli.
11:27 AM · Oct 23, 2019
 
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🇵🇸 Wakanda’s War Dog 🇵🇸
@BobbyCheessteak
What really bothers me is that nobody really acknowledges that Pop Tarts are just dry Ravioli
1:41 AM · Nov 3, 2019 from Avondale, AZ
   
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gwf
@gwefuwu
are cheez-its just dried ravioli
11:16 PM · Dec 1, 2019
 
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Yanasaki Hisamitsu
@LILETHBASEDLORD
Wait actually calzones are dry ravioli
2:14 AM · Dec 21, 2019
   
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Gabe Alcarez
February 24, 2020 at 12:13 AM ·
Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli
 
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yza
@yzabelleantonio
pizza rolls are just dry ravioli
12:58 AM · Jun 24, 2020
 
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Yeet
@dweidigg
Pizza rolls are just dry ravioli
10:09 PM · Dec 1, 2020
 
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ǫᴜᴀɴᴛᴜᴍ
@FACElNTHEMIRROR
poptarts are just dry ravioli
4:40 PM · Feb 19, 2021
   
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Steve Bargdill
@SteveBargdill
Pizza bites are just dry ravioli
10:10 PM · Dec 22, 2021 from Dover, NH
   
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Krista(semi-ia)
@YoongasaurusRex
@MythicalChef
ok but seriously, pizza rolls are just dry ravioli
5:33 AM · May 16, 2023
 
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Goldadork🔞
@DrudeBlackheart
Pizza rolls are just dry Ravioli.
8:15 AM · Jul 11, 2023
   
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A Scientific Butterfly
@Engineer_Bae
Pop tarts ain’t nun but dry ravioli
4:08 PM · Mar 28, 2024
 
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Jason Goes to Hell
@benedictsred
Uncrustables are dry ravioli.
11:58 AM · Oct 16, 2024