“Pizza alone won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need beer”
"Pizza alone won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need beer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Pizza alone won't fill the emptiness of your…
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“Pizza crust is just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
“Pizza crusts are just free breadsticks”
Many people who eat pizza do not eat the pizza crusts. "You know all pizza crusts you didn't eat tonight? If you save them for tomorrow they cease to be old crusts and become free…
“Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens”
"Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2012.…
“Pizza is a pie chart that updates in real time showing how much pizza you have left”
A pizza looks like a pie chart. "It's easy to figure out how much pizza is left because it's basically a pie chart" was posted on Twitter on April 15, 2012. "A pizza is a…
“Pizza is healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Pizza is just a plate of food where you can eat the plate, too”
Pizza is crust with food items on top of it, such as cheese and pepperoni. "Pizza is just a plate you can eat" was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2013. "Pizza is like a bunch of…
“Pizza is just an unfolded Italian burrito”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterDenton Froese@LabvilleReplying to @maptheblue@envczk Is that a pizza or an unfolded burrito? (Either way, yum.)5:12 PM - 22 Feb 2014…
“Pizza is like sex” (Goldberg Pizzeria axiom)
Larry Goldberg (1933-2003) founded the first Goldberg's Pizzeria in New York City in the late 1960s; the last one was closed in 2002. Goldberg's Pizza Book (1971) contained one enduring…
“Pizza is the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is an old saying. "Pizza is the most important meal of the day" is a popular variation. "'Pizza is the most important…
“Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want”
"Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. "Pizza, my own personal love triangle" was posted on Twitter on…
“Pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants”
There are "pizza pockets" (such as a calzone), but there are no "pizza pants." "question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don't they have pizza…
“Pizza rolls are just mini calzones”
Many people have observed that pizza rolls are just smaller versions of calzones. "Pizza rolls are mini calzones" was posted on Twitter on December 24, 2011. "Pizza rolls are just…
“Pizza rolls are the Italian version of Fruit Gushers”
Pizza rolls remind many people of Fruit Gushers. "Fruit gushers + pizza = Tostino's pizza rolls" was posted on Twitter by Paula Savage on January 22, 2012. "Did you ever stop to…
“Pizza rolls not gender roles”
"Pizza rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Pizza rolls, not gender roles" was posted on Twitter by Sam Wilson on September 24,…
“Pizza sticks imply the existence of pizza trees”
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
“Pizza topping implies the existence of pizza bottoming”
There are pizza toppings that are added to a pizza, but no pizza bottomings. "Pizza topping implies the existence of a pizza bottoming" was posted on Twitter by pain jane on June 21,…
“Pizza toppings imply the existence of pizza bottomings”
There are pizza toppings that are added to a pizza, but no pizza bottomings. "Pizza topping implies the existence of a pizza bottoming" was posted on Twitter by pain jane on June 21,…
“Pizza: The edible pie chart”
"Pizza: The edible pie hart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "Edible pie chart" has been cited since at least 2008. The "Pizza: The Edible Pie…
“Pizzas are cylinders, not circles”
"Pizzas are cylinders" was posted on Twitter by F'tim on April 10, 2014. "if you think about it, pizza is a very thin cylinder" was posted on Twitter by UsicMusic on…