“Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name…” is a similar mondegreen. Wikipedia: Lord's PrayerThe Lord's Prayer, also called the Our Father (Latin: Pater Noster), is a…
"Our FEAR is their POWER" was posted on Twitter by Muhammad Soliman on January 6, 2012. "Our Fear Is Their Power" was posted on Twitter by OccupySydney on July 25, 2012.…
"Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor" is a saying that has been printed on many images. William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) wrote the saying, which appears in…
"Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The…
FreshDirect delivers food right to your door. You wouldn't think that a company like that could make money in New York City - anyone remember Kosmo.com and Urbanfetch? Isn't there some…
"The Founding Fathers weren't concerned about specific types of guns. They were concerned about specific types of government" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on an image…
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
"Our friendship is like a cup of tea...a special blend of you and me" is a saying that has been printed on several posters. "Our friendship is like a cup of coffee...a special blend…
"Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the visitor can leave the…
"The Beer Prayer" -- a beer version of "The Lord's Prayer" -- has been printed on many images. The beer prayer was posted in newsgroups in October 1997 and opens: "Our…
"Our leaders aren't stupid. They're not incompetent either. They' re traitors. You know that, right?" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Many people have been…
"Our leaders aren't stupid. They're not incompetent either. They' re traitors. You know that, right?" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Many people have been…
"Our lives being to end the day we become silent about things that matter" is a popular saying that has been printed on many posters and credited to Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968).…
A "handyman" usually has legs as well as hands, but this joke was posted on Twitter by PunTato on October 3, 2015: "Our maintenance guy lost his leg while he was on a job... now he`s…
"Our most important assets go home every night" is what a labor-intensive company's executive might say. The saying has long been popular in Hollywood, where a studio's greatest…
Workers often mentally fall asleep at some board meetings, prompting the joke: "Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 16." "Our office just bought a new conference…
"Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 22, 2011. Twitter⇦IG :…
"Our printing press is the internet. Our coffee houses are social networks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. British-American journalist and freedom of information…
A restaurant joke about slow service is: Restaurant Owner: Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.Diner: I know, one of them’s just been serving me. The joke has been cited in print since at…
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…