"Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the visitor can leave the…
"The Beer Prayer" -- a beer version of "The Lord's Prayer" -- has been printed on many images. The beer prayer was posted in newsgroups in October 1997 and opens: "Our…
"Our leaders aren't stupid. They're not incompetent either. They' re traitors. You know that, right?" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Many people have been…
"Our leaders aren't stupid. They're not incompetent either. They' re traitors. You know that, right?" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Many people have been…
"Our lives being to end the day we become silent about things that matter" is a popular saying that has been printed on many posters and credited to Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968).…
A "handyman" usually has legs as well as hands, but this joke was posted on Twitter by PunTato on October 3, 2015: "Our maintenance guy lost his leg while he was on a job... now he`s…
"Our most important assets go home every night" is what a labor-intensive company's executive might say. The saying has long been popular in Hollywood, where a studio's greatest…
Workers often mentally fall asleep at some board meetings, prompting the joke: "Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 16." "Our office just bought a new conference…
"Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 22, 2011. Twitter⇦IG :…
"Our printing press is the internet. Our coffee houses are social networks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. British-American journalist and freedom of information…
A restaurant joke about slow service is: Restaurant Owner: Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.Diner: I know, one of them’s just been serving me. The joke has been cited in print since at…
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
"Our society has been dumbed down and indoctrinated so bad they assume every critical thinker is a conspiracy theorist" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Our society…
"Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves" is an old joke about a sign in a deli or restaurant, but such signs actually did exist. "'Our tongue sandwiches speak for…
"Our town is so small we don't have a town drunk, so we all take turns" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "'I once played in a town so…
The Fairly OddParents is an American animated television series. In the episode "Dad Overboard" that originally aired on July 13, 2011, Mr. Turner remembers his past fiasco trips, and one…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Left fielderOut of left fieldThe phrase "out of left field" is popular vernacular (first attested in 1961) meaning "wildly unrelated to the…
The game of dodgeball requires players to dodge a ball thrown at them. A fat, immobile person would be a large target to get hit with the ball and be out of the game. "Out like a fat kid n…
"Karaoke" should not be confused with "karate," but there are jokes. "Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain" is a jocular saying that has been…