“Olive oil is a fruit juice”
"Olive oil is a fruit juice" is a technically correct statement. However, olive oil isn't consumed as a fruit juice like, for example, apple juice or orange juice. "An olive is…
Alphebetical for "o"
“Olive who?/“Olive you!” (knock-knock joke)
It's one of the oldest of knock-knock jokes, popular every Valentine's Day: "Knock-knock!""Who's there?""Olive.""Olive who?""Olive…
“Olive, the other reindeer”
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1949) is a song that was popularized by Gene Autry. "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names" is a line in the song. A joke…
“Olives matter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Olives matter" (or "Black olives matter") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Black Lives MatterBlack Lives Matter (BLM) is…
“Olympia, WA” (1995) (“52nd and Broadway” lyric)
"Olympia, WA" by the punk band Rancid was on their album ...And Out Come the Wolves (1995). The lyrics mention the corner of 52nd Street and Broadway. Someone should tell Rancid that…
“Omelets are just egg quesadillas”
An omelette has been compared to an egg quesadilla. "Omelets are just egg quesadillas" was posted on Twitter by Dolph Buttermaker on December 2, 2012. "Omelettes are just egg…
“Omelettes are just egg quesadillas”
An omelette has been compared to an egg quesadilla. "Omelets are just egg quesadillas" was posted on Twitter by Dolph Buttermaker on December 2, 2012. "Omelettes are just egg…
“Omicron must come from the Omicrônne region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling covid”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. The joke meme was used during the COVID-19…
“On a New York City subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing”
"On a New York City subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Strange thing about the subways in…
“On a slow boat to China” (a long transport)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: (I'd Like to Get You on a) Slow Boat to China"On A Slow Boat to China" is a popular song by Frank Loesser, published in 1948. The song is a…
“On any given Sunday” (“On any given Saturday”)
College football games usually are played on Saturday and professional NFL games are played on Sunday. The football cliché is that "on any given Saturday," any college football team can…
“On Broadway” (1963)
"On Broadway" (1963) was recorded by the Drifters and was a big hit for George Benson. It's from the famed songwriting teams of Cynthia Weil and Barry Mann, and Mike Stoller and…
“On earth, as it is in Austin”
"On earth, as it is in Austin" has appeared on bumper stickers and T-shirts since the early 1990s. The prayer normally goes "on earth, as it is in Heaven." Other slogans have…
“On economics tests, the questions are the same every year—only the answers change”
One popular economics joke has an old graduate return to college after many years. He sees his old economics professor, looks at a recent test, and is shocked that the questions are still the same.…
“On Fridays, I prefer my espresso in a martini”
"On Fridays, I prefer my espresso in a martini" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "On a Friday we prefer our espresso in a martini!" was posted on Twitter…
“On Line” (not “in line”)
New Yorkers say "on line" where other Americans say "in line." The Dictionary of American Regional English, volume III I-O, has this on page 877: in phr. on line: In line.…
“On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx made his most important contribution to mankind… He died”
"On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx made his most important contribution to mankind... He died" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx…
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks”
American journalist and humorist H. Allen Smith (1907-1976) wrote in the book Let the Crabgrass Grow (1960): "On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created…
“On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins”
"On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Can I just have the coffee injected…
“On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins”
Many workers need extra energy on Mondays (the usual start of the work week). "On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins" is a jocular coffee saying that has…