One popular economics joke has an old graduate return to college after many years. He sees his old economics professor, looks at a recent test, and is shocked that the questions are still the same.…
"On Fridays, I prefer my espresso in a martini" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "On a Friday we prefer our espresso in a martini!" was posted on Twitter…
New Yorkers say "on line" where other Americans say "in line." The Dictionary of American Regional English, volume III I-O, has this on page 877: in phr. on line: In line.…
"On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx made his most important contribution to mankind... He died" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "On March 14, 1883 Karl Marx…
American journalist and humorist H. Allen Smith (1907-1976) wrote in the book Let the Crabgrass Grow (1960): "On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created…
"On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Can I just have the coffee injected…
Many workers need extra energy on Mondays (the usual start of the work week). "On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins" is a jocular coffee saying that has…
"On my way to work because God made me awesome, but forgot to make me rich" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Off to work cuz God made me awesome. But forgot to make…
"On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the Old Year Out and the New Year In. I think this year deserves the doors, windows, and garage doors to be…
"On Saturday mornings, I like to wake up slow and sit on the couch having coffee for 37 hours" was posted on Twitter by TheMotherOctopus on June 13, 2020. "Sunday mornings" is…
"On Saturdays we wear pajamas" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. This is in contrast to the work week, when many people wear suits. "On saturdays we wear…
"On Saturday mornings, I like to wake up slow and sit on the couch having coffee for 37 hours" was posted on Twitter by TheMotherOctopus on June 13, 2020. "Sunday mornings" is…
"On Sundays, my coffee is recreational. As opposed to weekdays, when it's medicinal" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter…
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
"On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment — halftime" is a quip showing that televised football games are as much part of the Thanksgiving…
"On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment — halftime" is a quip showing that televised football games are as much part of the Thanksgiving…
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
A Thanksgiving dinner table riddle is: Q: On Thanksgiving, what's always in the middle of the table?A: The letter "b." The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2009.