“No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes”
"No husband/man has ever been shot while doing the dishes" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and even kitchen aprons. The popular…
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“No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut”
"No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut" is credited to American playwright Channing Pollock (1880-1946). His name is associated with the…
“No man in the wrong can stand up against a fellow that’s in the right and keeps on a-comin’”
"No man in the wrong can stand up against a fellow that's in the right and keeps on a-comin'" was the motto of Texas Ranger Bill McDonald (1852-1918). It later became a motto…
“No man is a failure who has friends” (proverb)
It's a Wonderful Life is a 1946 American Christmas fantasy drama film that is widely regarded as an American Christmas classic. In the ending, the protagonist's guardian angel inscribed…
“No man is an island. Manhattan is an island. Therefore, Manhattan is not a man.”
The English poet John Donne (1572-1631) is credited with the line, "no man is an island." Manhattan -- which starts with "man" -- is an island. A silly syllogism has been cited…
“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti, for it requires so much attention”
"No man is lonely while eating spaghetti, for it requires so much attention" is a quip from author Christopher Morley (1890-1957). The quotation is often attributed -- incorrectly -- to…
“No man is your friend, no man is your enemy, but every man is your teacher”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksConsecrated Common Sense: A Help to Happiness BookBy Nellie Olmsted LincolnSan Francisco, CA: N.O. Lincoln1926 Pg. 79:"No man is your friend, no man is…
“No man’s credit is as good as his money”
"No man's credit is as good as his money" is credited to E. W. Howe (1853-1937), who established and edited the Atchison (KS) Daily Globe. "No man's credit is as good at a…
“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the Legislature is in session”
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the Legislature is in session" is a classic political phrase that popularly began with a New York court decision in 1866. The…
“No margin, no mission” (health care adage)
"No margin, no mission" began as a saying at Catholic and Presbyterian hospitals. The hospitals were owned by non-profits, but a hospital needed turn a profit ("margin") to…
“No masterpiece was ever created by a lazy artist”
"No masterpiece was ever created by a lazy artist" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The quotation is frequently credited to Spanish surrealist painter…
“No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell”
The food at Taco Bell fast food restaurants can cause explosive diarrhea in many people. This was posted on X/Twitter and Facebook by caprice crane on April 27, 2012: "No matter how bad your…
“No matter how beautiful you think the song is, the moment you use it as an alarm, it’s over”
"It stops being your favorite song when you use it as an alarm clock" is an alarm clock saying that was posted on Twitter by "black af" on August 28, 2011. "@evanpd: No…
“No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday”
Sunday (especially Sunday night) is when many people panic about Monday, when many return to work or school. "Every Sunday I panic about Monday" was posted on Twitter by Larry Miller on…
“No matter how fast your car is, you can’t outrun a police radio”
"No matter how fast your car is, you can't outrun a police radio" is a policing adage. A speeding criminal, for example, often is tempted to go faster and escape the police. The…
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back”
"No matter how hard you hug your moeny, it never hugs (you) back" has been cited in print since 1992. The financial saying is of unknown origin. Google News Archive6 July 1992,…
“No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up”
A car alarm serves a different purpose than an alarm clock, but there is a one-line saying: "No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up." The joke was posted on Twitter…
“No matter how many lasagnas you stack, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna”
A lasagna can have many layers, but still be just one lasagna. This saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on October 24, 2017: "No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each…
“No matter how much it rains, there’s a place in you that never stops shining”
"No matter how much it rains, there's a place in you that never stops shining" is an inspirational and motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "There is a…
“No matter how much you eat and drink, at least your earrings will still fit you”
"Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thankful 4 so many people in my life.…