“No matter who you vote for the bombs won’t stop”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
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“No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell”
The food at Taco Bell fast food restaurants can cause explosive diarrhea in many people. This was posted on X/Twitter and Facebook by caprice crane on April 27, 2012: "No matter how bad your…
“No matter how beautiful you think the song is, the moment you use it as an alarm, it’s over”
"It stops being your favorite song when you use it as an alarm clock" is an alarm clock saying that was posted on Twitter by "black af" on August 28, 2011. "@evanpd: No…
“No matter how busy I get I’ll always make time to overthink everything and be sad for no reason at all”
"No matter how busy I get, I always make/take time to over think" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stay so busy that you don't have time to…
“No matter how busy I get, I always make time to overthink”
"No matter how busy I get, I always make/take time to overthink" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stay so busy that you don't have time to…
“No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday”
Sunday (especially Sunday night) is when many people panic about Monday, when many return to work or school. "Every Sunday I panic about Monday" was posted on Twitter by Larry Miller on…
“No matter how fast your car is, you can’t outrun a police radio”
"No matter how fast your car is, you can't outrun a police radio" is a policing adage. A speeding criminal, for example, often is tempted to go faster and escape the police. The…
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back”
"No matter how hard you hug your moeny, it never hugs (you) back" has been cited in print since 1992. The financial saying is of unknown origin. Google News Archive6 July 1992,…
“No matter how hard you try, there’s no innocent way to wash an eggplant”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
“No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up”
A car alarm serves a different purpose than an alarm clock, but there is a one-line saying: "No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up." The joke was posted on Twitter…
“No matter how many lasagnas you stack, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna”
A lasagna can have many layers, but still be just one lasagna. This saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on October 24, 2017: "No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each…
“No matter how much it rains, there’s a place in you that never stops shining”
"No matter how much it rains, there's a place in you that never stops shining" is an inspirational and motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "There is a…
“No matter how much you eat and drink, at least your earrings will still fit you”
"Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thankful 4 so many people in my life.…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it isn’t enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it’s not enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you hate the media, you don’t hate them enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you think you hate the media, you don’t hate them enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you trust the police, always remember the police are trained to never trust you”
"No matter how much you trust the police, (always) remember the police are trained to never trust you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no matter how much you trust…
“No matter how much you trust the police, remember the police are trained to never trust you”
"No matter how much you trust the police, (always) remember the police are trained to never trust you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no matter how much you trust…
“No matter how old you get, it’s always fun watching your car go through the car wash”
Many people never outgrow the joy of seeing a car go through the car wash. "No matter how old you are, it's always fun watching your car go through the car wash" was posted on…