“Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at making coffee”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
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“Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at coffee”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions”
"I don't need alcohol to make bad deicisons" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "I don't need alcohol to make poor decisions..." was…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at beer”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at drinking beer”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at drinking wine”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at tequila”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at wine”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip”
A sex/restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Ducks_The_Delirious on January 11, 2015: "Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that's ever served me. With just the tip."…
“Not to brag, but we haven’t been late for anything in over two weeks”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many closures of businesses and events. "During self-isolation, I have not been late for anything in a whole week and that's a huge personal…
“Not trusting the government doesn’t make you a conspiracy theorist. It makes you a history buff”
"Not trusting the government doesn't make you a conspiracy theorist. It makes you a history buff" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that history…
“Not voting is the #1 cause of unwanted presidencies”
"Not voting is the #1 cause of unwanted presidencies" and "Voting prevents unwanted presidencies" are sayings that have been printed on many images. The "unwanted…
“Not worth a tinker’s dam” (“Not worth a tinker’s damn”)
"Not worth a tinker's damn" refers to the swearing of tinkers (common laborers who were known to swear often in the early 1800s). The expression means that something is insignificant…
“Not worth a tinker’s damn” (“Not worth a tinker’s dam”)
"Not worth a tinker's damn" refers to the swearing of tinkers (common laborers who were known to swear often in the early 1800s). The expression means that something is insignificant…
“Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. EAT ME NOW. Too late.—Avocados”
Avocados spoil quickly. This was posted by Hughes on July 8, 2013, responding to a comment about "the three minute window of avocado ripeness": "Can I eat you…
“Not your mom, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Not your mum, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Notches on one’s bedpost” (sexual conquests)
In war or in hunting, a person might keep track of kills by making notches in a gun (or somewhere else). "Notches on one's bedpost" is a similar record, but of one's sexual…
“Note to self: Chop onions before applying eye makeup”
Chopping onions can make eyes tear. Many women have advised not to apply eye makeup before chopping onions (or immediately after chopping onions). "Note to self: Do not apply eye makeup after…
“Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as ‘you should know this’”
"Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as 'you should know this'" is a jocular saying about password reminders. The saying was posted on Twitter by Joe Penna on…