“Nothing saves money like being antisocial”
"Nothing saves money like being social" first appeared on Twitter on January 23. 2014. The jocular one-line saying quickly became popular and was printed on snarkEcards TwitterTrevor…
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“Nothing says ‘I mean business’ like using a shopping cart at the liquor store”
"Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a shopping cart at the liquor store" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the person is buying more than just a…
“Nothing says ‘one of us cheated’ like a joint Facebook account”
"Nothing says 'one of us cheated' like a joint Facebook account" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People usually have individual Facebook accounts. A joint…
“Nothing says ‘trust the science’ like ‘we can’t tell you what’s in it and you can’t sue us’”
"Nothing says 'trust the science' like 'we can't tell you what's in it and you can't sue us if something goes wrong'" is a COVID-19 (coronavirus) saying…
“Nothing says a company doesn’t value you like, ‘Dear Valued Customer’”
Some business letters begin, "Dear Valued Customer." However, a truly valued customer would have a letter addressed with a personal name. "Nothing says we don't give a fuck…
“Nothing says first world problems like falling in love with a limited edition flavor”
Some products -- especially food products -- are available in a "limited edition." A restaurant makes a certain burger, or a candy company makes a certain chocolate, and then it's…
“Nothing says Happy Mother’s Day like flowers bought from a gas station”
Nothing shows a mother her Mother's Day love like...something bought at the last minute at a gas station? Many gas stations now sell flowers, Mother's Day cards, and gift cards, so…
“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log”
American comedian and television host Ellen DeGenered said; "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." It's uncertain when DeGeneres first said this popular holiday quote, but it…
“Nothing says love like something you made”
"Nothing says love/lovin' like something you made/make yourself" is a popular sentiment on Valentine's Day. Something that someone does especially for another person is often…
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday”
"Nothing fucks/messes/screws up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing fucks up your…
“Nothing strikes fear in a Texan like a Yankee with a U-Haul”
The saying "Nothing strikes fear in a Texans like a Yankee with a U-Haul" (that is, a Northerner who moves to the South) is cited in print from 1984-85, but probably dates to the 1970s.…
“Nothing succeeds like success”
"Nothing succeeds like success" and "fortune favors the fortunate" are proverbs that mean that one success (or fortune) will lead to another. The proverb was popular in 19th…
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
"Nothing tastes as good as (being) skinny/thin feels" is a popular saying that has been printed on gift items such as T-shirts and posters. "Nothing tastes as good as thin…
“Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right”
"Nothing that requires the labor of others is a basic human right" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by MJ on June 26, 2019. X/Twitter…
“Nothing to it, but to do it”
"Nothing to it, but to do it" means that a task can be done, but requires dedication. "Nothing to it but to do it" has been cited in print at least as early as 1907.…
“Nothing tops a cheese pizza”
To say that "nothing tops" something usually means that it's the best, but what about a plain cheese pizza without any toppings? "Nothing tops a cheese pizza" was posted on…
“Nothing tops a plain pizza”
To say that "nothing tops" something usually means that it's the best, but what about a plain pizza without any toppings? A pizza joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on August 3,…
“Nothing works unless you do”
"Nothing works unless you do" (or, "Nothing will work unless you do") has been credited to sports coach John Wooden (1910-2010) and to poet Maya Angelou. "Nothing will work…
“Nothing worse than trying to text someone and a cyclist bounces off your windscreen”
Texting while driving can cause accidents. "Nothing worse than trying to text someone and a cyclist bounces off your windscreen" is a joke that has been printed on several images.…
“Nothing’s built in the U.S. My new tv says ‘built in antenna.’ I don’t know where that is”
"It’s a shame nothing is built in the UK anymore. Just bought a new TV which says ‘Built in Antenna’. I don’t even know where that is..." was posted on Twitter by Paul Mansell on…