"Psychology" shouldn't be confused with "sighchology" (sigh + psychology), but there are dad jokes. "Not many people know this but I actually studied dad jokes in…
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" -- meaning "not my business" -- is a Polish saying (nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy) that became popular in English by about 2013. "Not my…
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" -- meaning "not my business" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is Polish (nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy). The…
"Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes/Twinkies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
"The last thing to grow on a fruit tree is the fruit" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Not seeing results? Feel like giving up?…
"I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do" (or "I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep…
Do people go to the movies for the movie or the popcorn? "Noodleberry jam" posted on Twitter on January 12, 2016: "Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at…
Do people go to the movies for the movie or the popcorn? "Noodleberry jam" posted on Twitter on January 12, 2016: "Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at…
"Not sure if I need a hug, 11 shots of tequila, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations. "Not sure if I…
"Not sure if I need a hug, 11 shots of tequila, chicken nuggets, or a week of sleep" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations. "Not sure if I…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterErica Pablo@ericapabloEveryone, including me, is too lazy to cook today. I'm a reluctant raw vegan at the moment.9:37 PM - 20 Mar 2012 Twitter…
"Not sure if it's the end of the world or just Monday" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. Many people hate Mondays, the traditional start of the work week.…
"Not sure if life is getting better or the amount of fuck I give is decreasing" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on an image on 9GAG on July 4, 2012.…
A ceiling joke has been printed on many images: "I'm not sure if my ceiling is THE best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."" The line was posted on Twitter on May 22,…
"Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered" is a jocular line that has been printed on an image. The scary "home alone"…
"Why we hate lazy people? they are not doing anything anyway" is a question that was asked on Twitter by DearDiary on June 4, 2019. "Why is everyone mad at lazy people? They’re not…
"Not sure why the FBI is mostly guys because a girl's/woman's ability to find shit out is unmatched" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Not sure why the FBI…
"Not sure why the FBI is mostly guys because a girl's/woman's ability to find shit out is unmatched" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Not sure why the FBI…
For many people, the weekend off work goes by too quickly. It's soon Monday again, and another work week cycle. "I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting…