“Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. EAT ME NOW. Too late.—Avocados”
Avocados spoil quickly. This was posted by Hughes on July 8, 2013, responding to a comment about "the three minute window of avocado ripeness": "Can I eat you…
Alphebetical for "n"
“Not your mom, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Not your mum, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Notches on one’s bedpost” (sexual conquests)
In war or in hunting, a person might keep track of kills by making notches in a gun (or somewhere else). "Notches on one's bedpost" is a similar record, but of one's sexual…
“Note to self: Chop onions before applying eye makeup”
Chopping onions can make eyes tear. Many women have advised not to apply eye makeup before chopping onions (or immediately after chopping onions). "Note to self: Do not apply eye makeup after…
“Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as ‘you should know this’”
"Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as 'you should know this'" is a jocular saying about password reminders. The saying was posted on Twitter by Joe Penna on…
“Note to self: Remove eye makeup before chopping onions”
Chopping onions can make eyes tear. Many women have advised not to apply eye makeup before chopping onions (or immediately after chopping onions). "Note to self: Do not apply eye makeup after…
“Nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in”
Academics specialize, but are often clueless in areas outside of this specialized knowledge. American humorist Will Rogers (1873-1935) pointed this out in a July 1931 newspaper column, where he…
“Nothing brightens the rat race like a horse race” (OTB slogan)
"Offtrack Betting: There's a New Game in Town; First Offtrack Bet System in U.S. Opens Here Thursday" was the title of a story in the New York (NY) Times on April 4, 1971. The first…
“Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of the neighbor’s house that no one likes”
"Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of the neighbor's house that no one likes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing brings…
“Nothing can be politically right that is morally wrong”
"Nothing can be politically right that is morally wrong" was an important quotation in the 1700s and 1800s (often in regard to the slave trade), but the quotation is hardly remembered…
“Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/pleple_128 April 22, 2020Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he’s a Democrat”
"Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he's a Democrat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the liberal news media…
“Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he/she/they/them is a Democrat”
"Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he's a Democrat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the liberal news media…
“Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out they’re a Democrat”
"Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he's a Democrat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that the liberal news media…
“Nothing gets out of hand quicker these days than money”
To "get out of hand" is an idiom for something that is "out of control." "Nothing gets out of hand quicker these days than money" is a joke that has been cited in…
“Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee”
"Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee" is…
“Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee”
"Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee" is…