“Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip”

A sex/restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Ducks_The_Delirious on January 11, 2015:
 
“Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip.”
 
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Ducks_The_Delirious
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt
I’ve satisfied every waitress who’s ever served me, with just the tip.
5:06 PM · Jan 11, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me…
With just the tip.
12:37 PM · Jan 13, 2015 from Edinburgh, Scotland·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
u/aali4356 January 14, 2015
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me…
With just the tip.
 
Twitter
milk
@miilkkk
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me…
With just the tip.
4:08 PM · Jan 18, 2015·Twitter for Android
     
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me.
With just the tip.
#ItsMyBirthday #TitsOutForBob
5:28 PM · Jan 17, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
u/TooCoolToSocialize September 13, 2019
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.
With just the tip.