“No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad”
"No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your lettuce/salad and be sad" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People don't want to hear about your…
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“No one wants to hear about your fantasy football team”
Fantasy football is popular in the United States, but people are bored hearing about other people's fantasy teams. "No one wants to hear about your fantasy football team" is a common…
“No one wants to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth”
"You see, people don't want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion, coming out of your mouth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@chuckwoolery…
“No one wants to quit when he’s losing and no one wants to quit when he’s winning”
"No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning" is a sports philosophy taken from poker (gambling). No one wants to leave a game while at a…
“No one warns you that adulthood is just gaining and losing the same 15lbs until you die”
Many adults see their weight gain and lose the same 15 pounds over and over again. "No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every…
“No one was eating the farmer’s apples, so I told him to grow a pear”
"Grow a pair" means to "grow a pair of testicles -- to "man up" and show courage. "Grow a pear" is a joke term. "Congress should grow a pear and Im-Peach…
“No one who can rise before dawn three hundred sixty days a year fails to make his family rich”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterGarry BUIDL Tan@garrytan“No one who can rise before dawn 360 days a year fails to make his family rich.” -- Chinese Rice Farmer Proverb5:23 PM - 10 Nov 2008…
“No pain, no gain. Shut up and train”
"No pain, no gain." is an exercise adage from the 1970s. "No pain, no gain. Shut up and train" is a rhyming extension that has been printed on many images. TwitterCarlos Ed.…
“No pain, no gain” (exercise adage)
The expressions "no pain, no gain" and "no gain without pain" have been traced back many hundreds of years and have been said to be Jewish and Japanese proverbs. "No pain,…
“No pain, no grain”
"No grain, no pain" (also "No pain, no grain," a pun on the exercise adage of "No pain, no gain") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Gluten, a…
“No peacocks, no jerks, no whiners”
President Barack Obama nominated Jack Lew for Treasury secretary and made a few comments on his current Treasure secretary, Tim Geithner, on January 10, 2013: "On a personal note, Tim has been…
“No pecs, no sex” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“No player is bigger than the club”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Bleacher Report -- Manchester UnitedNo Player Is Bigger Than The Club: Forget Ronaldo, Viva Wayne Rooney!By Art Braumen (Contributor) on June 27, 2009 (...)No player is…
“No playoff series truly begins until the road team wins a game”
"The playoffs don't start until the home team loses a game" (or "No playoff series truly begins until the road team wins a game") is an old NBA saying. NBA coach Pat Riley…
“No politician can give you your liberty because it was never theirs to give in the first place”
"No politician can give you your liberty because it was never theirs to give in the first place" was posted on Twitter by Sal the Agorist on June 21, 2022. TwitterElias…
“No prayer before eating. Here, the chef knows how to cook!” (restaurant joke)
A joke has a husband and wife dining in a restaurant. The wife asks the husband why he doesn't say a prayer before the meal, as he does at home. "Here, the chef knows how to cook!"…
“No prayer before eating. Here, the chef knows how to cook!” (restaurant joke)
A joke has a husband and wife dining in a restaurant. The wife asks the husband why he doesn't say a prayer before the meal, as he does at home. "Here, the chef knows how to cook!"…
“No pressure, no diamonds”
"No pressure, no diamonds" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. 12 June 1998, The Gazette (Montreal, Quebec), pg. A1:No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case…
“No price is too high for a bull or too low for a bear” (Wall Street proverb)
"No price is too high for a bull or too low for a bear" means that nothing can be too good for the optimist or too bad for the pessimist. The stock market proverb was cited in the London…
“No recommended daily amount of fish oil has been codified”
"Codification" has to do with "code" and not "cod" (a fish), but there are jokes. "Note to self: When something's been 'codified', that does NOT…